Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

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Apparently Hegseth likes to drink and chase skirt. Who would ever think that an American soldier would behave that way?

Sen. Mullin called out the senators for being critical of (Hegseth's) drinking, saying (paraphrasing), 'how many of our colleagues have come into late votes drunk? I've seen it, and I know all of you have, too.'
 
The OPORD for an invasion of Greenland could be written on a 2LT's forearm at Benning.
We'd still mess it up. We'd roll in, take over, fire all of the people who actually know how to run Greenland because they belong to the wrong political party, dismantle their military (wait... do they even have one?), dig a bunch of wells they don't want, ignore the things they tell us they do want, try to fundamentally change their culture to something they can't stomach, plant a Pride flag, declare victory, assure everyone that the local government that we propped up with billions of American dollars and thousands of American lives can handle it from here. and leave in disgrace many years later as everything goes down in flames, leaving everything far, far worse than it was before we came.

But hey, democracy!!!
 
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We'd still mess it up. We'd roll in, take over, fire all of the people who actually know how to run Greenland because they belong to the wrong political party, dismantle their military (wait... do they even have one?), dig a bunch of wells they don't want, ignore the things they tell us they do want, try to fundamentally change their culture to something they can't stomach, plant a Pride flag and leave in disgrace many years later.

But hey, democracy!!!

"Stop me if you've heard this one before...." Next verse same as the first....
 
...dig a bunch of wells they don't want, ignore the things they tell us they do want, try to fundamentally change their culture to something they can't stomach

Wait just a minute.
US Army Civil Affairs Operators did the fuck out of some wells in Afghanistan. If it wasn't for their ability to put wells all over the country side, the local warlords wouldn't have a resource that they could monetize - and a warlord that can monetize a resource is a warlord that will fight for Ameri...


Wait, what were we talking about ??
 
Same here and that is a tad creepy.
In retrospect, it appears one of our mutual SS friends posted the poem to his page a little earlier, and since we (allegedly ;) ) like him, the FB algorithm decided to share it with us as well.
 
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