Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

Box said:
Ok - I'm fucking doing it. I've got an idea for a viral presidential campaign advertisement. Now stay with because shit is about to get dark - in fact, you might want to just leave this thread now...




...great, you're still here !!!!

Cue the patriotic music -

-WW2 era warplanes streak across a cloudy sky

-Close-ups of ballots being cast

-oddly the music fades from patriotic music to something that sounds like a techno version of the Chili's Babyback Ribs jingle and the screen starts to cut back and forth between two seemingly different storylines...

-warplanes

-ribs

-aerial dog fight'

-BBQ sauce is being drizzled across the ribs

-a warplane is smoking, she's going down

-there's a bite missing from one of the ribs

-wide angle shot of a Joe Biden speech in a YUGE auditorium and its nearly filled to capacity (maybe two dozen people) and he is telling whoppers about corn pop, little kids stroking the hair on his legs, talking about the train he used to ride across the Patapsco River, yelling in a voters face that "I dont work for you" and telling stories about the war heroes in his family

-cut to the ww2 warplane; engulfed in flames in the jungle

-cut back to a bbq sauce smeared platter with nothing left but a pile of bones and a techo version of the Chilis Baby Back Ribs song (without the lyrics) is thumping...

..."its the other OTHER white meat"


Then you hear a voiceover as the music goes silent:
If you know, you know - BIDEN/HARRIS - lets finish the job...

FADE TO BLACK - aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
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AWP said:
Space Force is up in my "Set yourself on fire for no fucking reason" rotation, but I guess we'll probably have to go with some random asshole?

If they are prior Army, please let them be MI.
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I Dont Want To No Way GIF by Netflix Is a Joke
 
Truth in lending - I think the votes should be counted twice no matter what.

Once when the polls close - so we can see the margin of victory
Once after we find the box in the back room that coincidentally carried the margin of victory +1

Only then should we announce a winner
 
Box said:
Ok - I'm fucking doing it. I've got an idea for a viral presidential campaign advertisement. Now stay with because shit is about to get dark - in fact, you might want to just leave this thread now...




...great, you're still here !!!!

Cue the patriotic music -

-WW2 era warplanes streak across a cloudy sky

-Close-ups of ballots being cast

-oddly the music fades from patriotic music to something that sounds like a techno version of the Chili's Babyback Ribs jingle and the screen starts to cut back and forth between two seemingly different storylines...

-warplanes

-ribs

-aerial dog fight'

-BBQ sauce is being drizzled across the ribs

-a warplane is smoking, she's going down

-there's a bite missing from one of the ribs

-wide angle shot of a Joe Biden speech in a YUGE auditorium and its nearly filled to capacity (maybe two dozen people) and he is telling whoppers about corn pop, little kids stroking the hair on his legs, talking about the train he used to ride across the Patapsco River, yelling in a voters face that "I dont work for you" and telling stories about the war heroes in his family

-cut to the ww2 warplane; engulfed in flames in the jungle

-cut back to a bbq sauce smeared platter with nothing left but a pile of bones and a techo version of the Chilis Baby Back Ribs song (without the lyrics) is thumping...

..."its the other OTHER white meat"


Then you hear a voiceover as the music goes silent:
If you know, you know - BIDEN/HARRIS - lets finish the job...

FADE TO BLACK - aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
Click to expand...

I’m fucking crying 😂😂😂
 
Box said:
Ok - I'm fucking doing it. I've got an idea for a viral presidential campaign advertisement. Now stay with because shit is about to get dark - in fact, you might want to just leave this thread now...




...great, you're still here !!!!

Cue the patriotic music -

-WW2 era warplanes streak across a cloudy sky

-Close-ups of ballots being cast

-oddly the music fades from patriotic music to something that sounds like a techno version of the Chili's Babyback Ribs jingle and the screen starts to cut back and forth between two seemingly different storylines...

-warplanes

-ribs

-aerial dog fight'

-BBQ sauce is being drizzled across the ribs

-a warplane is smoking, she's going down

-there's a bite missing from one of the ribs

-wide angle shot of a Joe Biden speech in a YUGE auditorium and its nearly filled to capacity (maybe two dozen people) and he is telling whoppers about corn pop, little kids stroking the hair on his legs, talking about the train he used to ride across the Patapsco River, yelling in a voters face that "I dont work for you" and telling stories about the war heroes in his family

-cut to the ww2 warplane; engulfed in flames in the jungle

-cut back to a bbq sauce smeared platter with nothing left but a pile of bones and a techo version of the Chilis Baby Back Ribs song (without the lyrics) is thumping...

..."its the other OTHER white meat"


Then you hear a voiceover as the music goes silent:
If you know, you know - BIDEN/HARRIS - lets finish the job...

FADE TO BLACK - aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
Click to expand...

No way those island dwellers had bbq sauce. Maybe a nice pineapple or coconut based glaze, but definitely not bbq sauce.

Well, unless the aircrew was tasked with bringing the seasonings...
 
When CNN turns on their masters...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/19/politics/fact-check-biden-pennsylvania-campaign-swing/index.html

WashingtonCNN —
President Joe Biden spent three days this week campaigning in the critical swing state of Pennsylvania. He littered his remarks with false and misleading claims on subjects ranging from his annual earnings to his cap on seniors’ prescription drug spending to the demographics of China to the frequency of his past travel to Iraq and Afghanistan.
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^A real possibility but damn I sure hope not.

Russia was right when it said we'd lose interest eventually. Its just a mater of when.

They still have 10s of thousands of shitty tanks and millions of young guys to throw into the grinder...
 
If we wanted to degrade the Russian war-making apparatus, this clearly ain't it. Because the people are fully brainwashed or just Anti-West and are still joining up and not rebelling.
 
AWP said:
What if we spent 2 TRILLION to lose a war? A few hundred billion to lose the Ukraine is a bargain.
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If we're being perfectly honest, the people behind Biden and Obama have fucked our ability to wage war. Same goes for our allies, have you seen what Trudeau and his liberal party have done to the Canadian military?

Point is we can spend all the gold and blood in the world, but it won't matter if the nation's leadership are a bunch of criminal cowards. What we're seeing is sabotage.

Gunz said:
61-billion for Ukraine. The fucking crime is, it could be 200-billion and they're still gonna lose the fucking war.
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This go around the Israeli's got 26 billion. At least the Ukrainians are killing Russians. The Israelis... not so much, and they've been on the US teat for a lot longer.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us...illion-ukraine-israel-aid-package-2024-04-20/
 
Hoooo boy.

Jack Smith (classified docs case) stepped all over his crank. It turns out the Biden admin sent Trump those docs they raided Mar-A-Lago for... that's in the unredacted court filings, and Jack Smith knew about it *before* bringing the case.

Stormy Daniels' case is fraying as well. Surprise surprise.

It's almost like these cases were straight up lawfare, and the gamut laid down by the Dems severely overplayed their hand. They thought they'd be able to run all these cases through before the election- oopsie daisy.

Can't wait to see the polling.
 
Kraut783 said:

Judge indefinitely postpones Trump's classified documents trial​



A bit surprising...at least to me.
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Yep. This is in reference to my above post. If you were a habitual noticer (like I am) you’d have been calling this shot a bit ago. Not patting myself on the back at all, I wasn’t even near ‘early’ in the whole thing.

The case filed by Jack Smith is an abomination. I don’t have words strong enough- it is quite obviously a politically motivated case.

What’s happening, though, is this one might be *enough* for the rank and file American.

This one is so blatantly bad (when you read the previously redacted court docs that quite clearly implicate everyone at Biden Inc) that even places like politico and msnbc are forced to acknowledge it.

This might finally be the big red pill for a lot of folks. Guess we will see.

Trump’s “I’ll go to jail because the constitution is that important!!” Is absolutely *brilliant* politically.
 

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