Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

Unilever is still making tens of millions off of Axe. You may be back on bar soap, but it occupies a significant portion of the men's hygiene aisle in Target and Walmart.

Crocs is on NYSE at 121 buckaroonies a share, they never left.

Maybe, but both products lost their cool factor and became the butt of jokes. Personally, I never had an issue with Axe products, but always thought Crocs were stupid looking.
 
I heard a conspiracy theory yesterday that the Democrats were going to drop President Biden at the DNC convention and replace him with Gretchen Whitmer.

If he does drop, they almost have to replace him with a woman. But I'm not sure she's the right woman if they're trying to beat President Trump. Michelle Obama might be the only one who can do that at this point.
 
Witmer may actually be an asset to Trump, but, unlike conservatives, it seems Democrats will unite behind any candidate. If all conservatives would get over their hurt feelings due to mean tweets and vote for Trump, not even Michelle Obama could beat him.
 
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I'm going to say it - and I cant wait to be proven wrong...

Trump is NOT going to be the president.

In fact - I'm willing to state that folks better start preparing themselves for a Trump jail sentence.
-garbage charges?
-fabricated evidence?
-an obvious attempt at "legal" election interference?
-kangaroo court with a preplanned outcome?

What difference at this point does it make?
The establishment is going to make him pay for upsetting the apple cart.
The state media hates him.
The left hates him.
Establishment republicans hate him.

Read your history books - the democrats had no problems worshipping a guy that used legal tricks to het his opponent thrown off the ballot way back in the 90's
...and THAT guys VP is running for reelection - a 4th Obama term if you will

Nobody is going to help Trump - not even the justice system - you know the one - that system that os run by th same guy that was denied a seat on the Supreme Court so Trump could install a right leaning justice...
This will go on ALL year if it must.
The judge will not give relief, the DOJ will not give relief - and when furious disenfranchised voters take to the streets to protest it will all just reinforce the narrative...
...Trump caused this and he must be put away.


and Joe Bidens uncle -the one eaten by cannibals - will smile down from heaven as his crazy little nephew claims victory for a second term in the white house
 
Meanwhile, other people are taking heat for Trump...

Man sets himself on fire outside Trump courthouse

As MSNBC reporter Yasmin Vossoughian was announcing on live TV that the jury for Donald Trump’s hush-money trial had been seated, with all six alternates, she reported in horror that a man had set himself on fire across the street from where she was reporting.


Spectators rushed to assist the man and extinguished the fire, which she said was about 50 feet from her.

NSFW:
2024 is officially the year of self-immolation.
 
Ok - I'm fucking doing it. I've got an idea for a viral presidential campaign advertisement. Now stay with because shit is about to get dark - in fact, you might want to just leave this thread now...




...great, you're still here !!!!

Cue the patriotic music -

-WW2 era warplanes streak across a cloudy sky

-Close-ups of ballots being cast

-oddly the music fades from patriotic music to something that sounds like a techno version of the Chili's Babyback Ribs jingle and the screen starts to cut back and forth between two seemingly different storylines...

-warplanes

-ribs

-aerial dog fight'

-BBQ sauce is being drizzled across the ribs

-a warplane is smoking, she's going down

-there's a bite missing from one of the ribs

-wide angle shot of a Joe Biden speech in a YUGE auditorium and its nearly filled to capacity (maybe two dozen people) and he is telling whoppers about corn pop, little kids stroking the hair on his legs, talking about the train he used to ride across the Patapsco River, yelling in a voters face that "I dont work for you" and telling stories about the war heroes in his family

-cut to the ww2 warplane; engulfed in flames in the jungle

-cut back to a bbq sauce smeared platter with nothing left but a pile of bones and a techo version of the Chilis Baby Back Ribs song (without the lyrics) is thumping...

..."its the other OTHER white meat"


Then you hear a voiceover as the music goes silent:
If you know, you know - BIDEN/HARRIS - lets finish the job...

FADE TO BLACK - aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
 
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