Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

You might call this....comic justice.

Jon Stewart found to have overvalued his NYC home by 829% after labeling Trump’s civil case ‘not victimless’

 

[Box]

pfft - fuck jon stewart
fuck jon stewart right in his stupid progressive liberal celebrity holier than thou asshole

 

[AWP]

You might call this....comic justice.

Jon Stewart found to have overvalued his NYC home by 829% after labeling Trump’s civil case ‘not victimless’

Yeah, but where's his trial and fine?

 

[Blizzard]

You might call this....comic justice.

Jon Stewart found to have overvalued his NYC home by 829% after labeling Trump’s civil case ‘not victimless’

Jon Stewart is a whiny little bitch.

 

[Gunz]

Jon Stewart is a whiny little bitch.

I could take that motherfucker...

 

[Blizzard]

Of all the options to choose from, he goes with this one...

Please tell me this is a deep fake or some kind of April Fools joke.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1774889543872684482

 

[Box]

C'mon man
...he's just a hapless old man with a bad memory - you cant hold him accountable for the shit he says.

Im just in my 50's - but if at ANY time since 2008 ANY of my had made the mistake of "SNEAKING UP AND JUMPING IN THE BED WITH ME"
...ASSES WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAT.

and if I had a security detail they would have all been fired

 

[GOTWA]

Her eyes just said what the fuck.

 

[Topkick]

Her eyes just said what the fuck.

I'm guessing her asshole tightens everytime she sees him going near a microphone.

 

[AWP]

At this point the White House is the most expensive nursing home on earth.

 

[Box]

Of course sleepy Joe’s favorite memory involves being in bed…

...with children ??

C'mon man the thing...

 

[Vulky]

...with children ??

C'mon man the thing...

Yikes….

 

[Marauder06]

Tie to this thread: crime is definitely on the agenda in this election.

I read an article on Fox that says 90,000 packages get stolen in NYC alone every day.
Bat-wielding homeowner catches porch pirate by setting trap, video shows

Every DAY.

The same article says the average value of the theft is ~$82. $82 x 90,000 = more than $7 million A DAY in losses. Multiple that by 365 and that's... we'll that's a shitload of money.

I thought the 90,000 a day figure had to be a misprint. Maybe it's 9,000 or that's a year or something.

Nope.

NYC DOT to Launch Initiative to Cut Down on Package Thefts and Reduce Negative Environmental and Safety Impacts of Truck Deliveries

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

Most buildings in the city have a doorman and parcel service, if not the inner hallways where most have ring cams etc and.it takes a code or key to get inside. Most townhomes just have the ring cam, no security.

In a 10-20 unit building any clown can still walk around inside and just take packages if they know the neighbors don't have a cam.

 

[GOTWA]

Round two on the student loan forgiveness. Interesting how it's going to take several months, likely right up to the election. Gotta make sure you buy as many votes as possible.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I mean…realistically these should probably go in the “dot” thread.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1777741250839666953

https://twitter.com/x/status/1777740890817073628

 

[Blizzard]

She is the result of what happens when schools are no longer focused on education. We, as a society, are increasingly "led" by imbeciles.

Every day, the movie Idiocracy looks more and more like some kind of clairvoyant documentary.

 

[Topkick]

She is the result of what happens when schools are no longer focused on education. We, as a society, are increasingly "led" by imbeciles.

Every day, the movie Idiocracy looks more and more like some kind of clairvoyant documentary.

"elected" officials like her are why I am not convinced elections are secure and fair.

 

[AWP]

Every day, the movie Idiocracy looks more and more like some kind of clairvoyant documentary.

The movie Idiocracy created Crocs.

Crocs are now accepted in society.

The Pythagorean Theory applies.

 

[AWP]

Can you just imagine what her electorate are like? If she's the cream of the crop of that district?

Jacksonville, FL elected, for decades, Corrine Brown.

I'll let everyone draw their own conclusions should they decide to Google her...actions.