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Local Philly news talking about "summer covid wave".

They do say, however, severe cases and hospitalizations are at a all time low, but, still talking about waves. Fucking media and their handlers.

Anything to keep the fucking retarded ilk scared, dependant on the government for safety.
 
Local Philly news talking about "summer covid wave".

You say "wave" but the nerd in me thinks of it as a "patch" or "required software update."

If we start looking at COVID like a game update, "patch" makes a little more sense as some symptoms decrease (nerf) or increase (buff).

Besides, we've gone through Alpha, Charlie, Necronomicon or whatthefuck ever, so let's start treating it like software. We're on version x.y.z. That gives the science nerds something to bitch about as they argue over version numbers.

And if we really want to fuck them up? Assign revision numbers to the versions. For example, COVID v5.6.2a. or 5.6.2 Rev 1.

Gamers out here making plays, even with COVID.

ETA: minor spelling changes
 
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You say "wave" but the nerd in me thinks of it as a "patch" or "required software update."

If we start looking at COVID like a game update, "patch" makes a little more sense as some symptoms decrease (nerf) or increase (buff).

Besides, we've gone through Alpha, Charlie, Necronomicon or whatthefuck ever, so let's start treating it like software. We're on version x.y.z. That gives the science nerds something to bitch about as they argue over version numbers.

And if we really want to fuck them up? Assign revision numbers to the versions. For example, COVID v5.6.2a. or 5.6.2 Rev 1.

Gamers out here making plays, even with COVID.

ETA: minor spelling changes

If only we had a "love" icon I could get behind.
 
You say "wave" but the nerd in me thinks of it as a "patch" or "required software update."

If we start looking at COVID like a game update, "patch" makes a little more sense as some symptoms decrease (nerf) or increase (buff).

Besides, we've gone through Alpha, Charlie, Necronomicon or whatthefuck ever, so let's start treating it like software. We're on version x.y.z. That gives the science nerds something to bitch about as they argue over version numbers.

And if we really want to fuck them up? Assign revision numbers to the versions. For example, COVID v5.6.2a. or 5.6.2 Rev 1.

Gamers out here making plays, even with COVID.

ETA: minor spelling changes
Love emoji for the Lovecraft reference.
 

If it bleeds, it leads.

Once you get through the first few paragraphs, you see what's actually going on. Yes, cases are on the rise, but the rates are still incredibly low. "ZOMG!!! How are we catching this?!!!?" Of course, "we think droplets produced by a cough..." shows up because why not speculate?

I don't know if y'all are aware or not, but Central Florida sees a lot of tourism. We have these things called "theme parks" that attract people from all over the globe. Hmm, according to the article 120 countries have reported cases of leprosy. We also have large populations of...not necessarily American citizens which coalesce around their ethnic backgrounds.

Therefore, I think we can all agree the cause here is racism and who exclusively creates and distributes racism? White people. What's the best way to combat racism? Burn down a drug store.

Now if you'll excuse me I have go distribute rickets among the (spins wheel) Vietnamese community.
 
If it bleeds, it leads.

Once you get through the first few paragraphs, you see what's actually going on. Yes, cases are on the rise, but the rates are still incredibly low. "ZOMG!!! How are we catching this?!!!?" Of course, "we think droplets produced by a cough..." shows up because why not speculate?

I don't know if y'all are aware or not, but Central Florida sees a lot of tourism. We have these things called "theme parks" that attract people from all over the globe. Hmm, according to the article 120 countries have reported cases of leprosy. We also have large populations of...not necessarily American citizens which coalesce around their ethnic backgrounds.

Therefore, I think we can all agree the cause here is racism and who exclusively creates and distributes racism? White people. What's the best way to combat racism? Burn down a drug store.

Now if you'll excuse me I have go distribute rickets among the (spins wheel) Vietnamesef8639b22da91b9c289abd5b9854ed046ac6b6c8ff891cf663f3d6c01df975ece.jpg community.
 
At pops eye doc, bunch of masks still.

My family docs and eye specialist is the same but it's the senior clinicians decision. Both my doc's don't care but have to play the game to keep their spot in the practice. It's all gone everywhere else. Frankly if a clinician is still this paranoid, their licensing bodies should be questioning competency.
 
My family docs and eye specialist is the same but it's the senior clinicians decision. Both my doc's don't care but have to play the game to keep their spot in the practice. It's all gone everywhere else. Frankly if a clinician is still this paranoid, their licensing bodies should be questioning competency.

It's by choice. The doc walks in with one, I'm like, damn doc, you take that useless thing off your face.

He was like, oh, cool. I told him to educate themselves in how the masks don't work. I told him pop and I are not lord Fauci supporters, he giggled.

I'll call em all out, same cunts that called us out, virtue signaling with the masks and jabs.
 
Sheeple gonna Sheeple.

Wake Up Sheeple GIF
 
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