Covid-19

[Steve1839]

Porn videos have comments sections?

you must not watch the credits....

 

[Dame]

you must not watch the credits....

OK stop. That's embarrassing sweetie. You are gonna ruin my reputation with talk like that.

 

[LibraryLady]

Not woke enough... It's peoplekind. lol

What happened to the good old fashioned term, human?

LL

 

[Gordus]

What happened to the good old fashioned term, human?

LL

It still has 'man' in it, which is sexist. 'People' is also pretty xenophobic as it excludes aliens and is offensive to the ones held in Area-51, also attack helicopters. So to avoid any preference, it should be "allkind"

 

[LibraryLady]

It still has 'man' in it, which is sexist. 'People' is also pretty xenophobic as it excludes aliens and is offensive to the ones held in Area-51, also attack helicopters. So to avoid any preference, it should be "allkind"

Homo sapien?

Sentient beings?

LL

 

[LibraryLady]

On another note, apparently I've got a free iPhone 11 on the way to keep me entertained.

"Due to the COVID-19 outbreak we will give out free iPhone 11 smartphones to keep you entertained. LL, click on .... <Spam link>"

LL

 

[RackMaster]

Homo sapien?

Sentient beings?

LL

 

[Ooh-Rah]

What a douche.

 

[0699]

Talking with a Health & Safety Executive at a major company, their latest data says this thing likely hit the US late Novermber/Early December. If so, we either are fucked...or less fucked.

I was really sick the first week in December. Like, stayed home for three and a half days sick. Cough, fever, body aches.



So I'm probably immune to the corona virus.

 

[ThunderHorse]

Well, ASU went full remote for the remainder of the semester. Remote Law School is about to get weird.

 

[DA SWO]

I was really sick the first week in December. Like, stayed home for three and a half days sick. Cough, fever, body aches.



So I'm probably patient zero with the corona virus.

FIFY

 

[Bambi]

'Game of Thrones' actor says he tested positive for Covid-19

NOT TORMUND!

 

[SaintKP]

'Game of Thrones' actor says he tested positive for Covid-19

NOT TORMUND!

Why couldn't it have been Rickon? Further proof that we stray further from the light of our Lord.

 

[DA SWO]

After grabbing all the TP and water needed to survive, San Antonians are now grabbing all the ammo they can get. I shit you not (cause I need my TP).

 

[Scarecrow]

Our Reserve Bank is meeting on Thursday and it’s fairly certain they’ll drop our rate to .25%, and then quantitative easing won’t be too far behind that.

I can’t speak for everyone here but pretty much every single person I’ve come across is more worried about the economical impact than health. This will probably push us into recession.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

- A haiku -

I don't like people
Most are selfish greedy cunts
Please distance yourself

 

[SpitfireV]

- A haiku -

I don't like people
Most are selfish greedy cunts
Please social distance yourself

I don't know if that's actually a haiku but you get an A++ for correct use of The Word.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I don't know if that's actually a haiku but you get an A++ for correct use of The Word.

LOL

I went 5-7-7 on the bit!
Thanks for calling it out, I fixed it!

 

[SpitfireV]

LOL

I went 5-7-7 on the bit!
Thanks for calling it out, I fixed it!

That wasn't actually a callout, I've just got no fucking idea about ancient Japanese poetry

 

[CQB]

It still has 'man' in it, which is sexist. 'People' is also pretty xenophobic as it excludes aliens and is offensive to the ones held in Area-51, also attack helicopters. So to avoid any preference, it should be "allkind"

Can we hold hands & join in a chorus of Elderly Man River?
(he doesn’t plant cotton, he doesn’t plant potatoes).