Covid-19

To everyone hoarding toilet paper: you're fucking morons. You're the reason the planet deserves The Comet. If there is a higher power I'm sure he/she/it is wondering where in the fuck he/she/it went wrong. You fucking donkeys, you and the media...may Nickelback play at your funerals and may the Pakistanis dig your holes.

You're trash human beings. I hope you fall into the 2-3% mortality zone which will make the world a better place. Better yet, everyone who considers themselves a "journalist" should take a dirt nap. This is their creation, they should reap the bumper crop...

The virus isn't the problem, it is humanity, the goddamned idiots occupying this rock. They're the reason I like individuals but hate people.

If/when they make a movie about this (and somehow manage to OVER dramatize what's going on)... it needs to be called Beyond Full Retard (although... The Day The Earth Couldn't Wipe Its Ass would be an acceptable substitute)
 
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If/when they make a movie about this (and somehow manage to OVER dramatize what's going on)... it needs to be called Beyond Full Retard (although... The Day The Earth Couldn't Wipe It's Ass would be an acceptable substitute)
“It was a shitty time.” - first thing you see on the back of the box.
 
Alabama’s gonna Alabama. Everyone got panicked and bought all the meat and toilet paper they could, because quarantine, then came out to eat at the restaurant I work at. Social distancing can be done, the tables aren’t stacked on top of each other. It’s safe enough, and my tipped employees appreciate the extra dosh.

Until you roll up with 30 in your party, that is. Did you not buy enough beans, rice, and chicken to last two months? Cook that shit at home! Oh, you’re too tired to cook? Order takeout, or have your husband fire up that grill if you just have to eat with thirty of your family members. Oh, that food is for an emergency? Like a random virus that’s closing down everything, and is highly contagious? Why the fuck are you here!!?!?!? Pardon me, we’ll continue this rant later, when you say your food is cold after flapping your gums ten minutes before you pick up a fork; I have 25 more at the door, and I have to warn the kitchen that more little vectors from Hell are at the gates.

So I took the calculated risk that I’d finally be able to do my normal weekly shopping while these ignorant little cum guzzling ass maggots were at church, begging forgiveness for slugging the deacon’s wife over that last pack of Angel Soft. It paid off.

Mobile ought to get by without a scratch, because they’re too fucking stupid to roll over and die without someone else copping a murder charge for it.
 
I don't subscribe, but the headline makes it sound like ebay or craigslist or backpage don't exist. Or the corner of the neighborhood. Setup shop next to the 7 year selling lemonade. "Nowhere" isn't a real thing.
I read the article. It’s not that eBay was unknown to him, it’s that eBay and Amazon and other online retailers wouldn’t give him the platform to sell $200 bottles of sanitizer.
 
@BloodStripe, I’m not sure I’m against that (disaster capitalism) but think there is a role in Government intervening although I don’t know where that line is (WWII rationing yes, now...not yet).

For example, a standard pack of 18 mega rolls of toilet paper goes for $17.88 online at Walmart. On Amazon, the same number of toilet paper rolls are currently being sold for up to $200 because of the novel coronavirus pandemic.

Disaster Capitalism In Full Swing As Kid Caught Selling Squirts Of Hand Sanitizer And Americans Go Berserk At Stores

Canadian couple made over $70,000 reselling Lysol wipes on Amazon at inflated prices

DOD follows supply/demand with MOS management vis a vis financial incentives, yes? (Granted not EXACTLY the same but principles are.)
 
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