Current Hostage Situation Unfolding

[amlove21]

This isn't looking good.

 

[Kaldak]

Best Christmas movie ever.

 

[Grunt]

Yippee-ki-yay...

 

[Arf]

Any more news on what the hell is going on?

 

[Salt USMC]

Goddamn foreign Antifa fuckers!!!!

 

[Dame]

Don't worry. There's always some donut-eating cop who saves the day.

 

[Blizzard]

Any more news on what the hell is going on?

At least 30 people hostage. Unknown number of terrorists; 6 or more with automatic weapons.

I understand they're demanding the following people be released:
* In Northern Ireland, the 7 members of the New Provo Front
* In Canada, the 5 imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec
* In Sri Lanka, the 9 members of the Asian Dawn Movement

 

[Polar Bear]

Fat man is the best Christmas Movie