Fucking gold. Let me guess, the female cop was a fucking rookie with no sense of humor and male cop was an FTO with one?
Brother, I have no clue. We live in a very middle-class, low crime city/ town outside of Orlando. We have...50-ish officers (maybe less). One or two detectives and they are part of a country-wide task force or something. This is one of those quiet departments where you go if you don't want any major drama and major crimes are handled by the county SO. I can't imagine there's much turnover.