R.Caerbannog
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Just watched Outlaw King : Mid-evil chicks are so HOT!! I feel like its always muddy in England. Based on True story = once I finish this time machine I'm working on I will go back and see who told the truth......
Also finally got to knock out Mile 22 : One of the best movies I've seen in a awhile. Marky Mark and Rhonda cashing necks and cashing checks!!!! Suprise PLOT Twist the end will blow your shorts off!!!!!![]()
Let's not forget about the poor hygiene and smell of medieval Europe. Sure there used to be hot babes a plenty, but with the collapse of the Roman Empire toilet and hygiene technology went the way of the dodo. I mean, people in medieval Europe used to bath once a year and sometimes even less. If films had smell-o-vison, anything that took place after the fall of Rome would be banned for public indecency.Plenty of hot chicks back then...usually they were of poor health though...that's why it was considered a sign of wealth to be fat for women...
Best way to put this into words, is this. If one were to combine the fetid smells of an infantry locker room, bodily waste, animal excretions, rotting hay, and let them marinate in a hot box, you would have a diluted version of what Europe used to smell like. Now apply previously mentioned smell to said hot chick... and bam! For added effect, add blackened rotting teeth and severe halitosis.
Life was brutal and short back in the old days. I think most people didn't make it past 35-40. 'The Physician' is a pretty neat film about how gross people used to be, just ignore the romantic subplot and the veneer of niceness that Islam is given.
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