The Official 2020 Mod Election Smack Talking Thread

[R.Caerbannog]

He's scared, bro. No judgement; I don't blame him.


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Awww, I really want to see me rant as the Hitler. I feel like that's somehow a sign of one 'making it' here.

Last elections video was pretty funny.
Mod Election 2017

As always, you have my vote Mara.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

@Ooh-Rah Hey dude, you make any headway on that Hitler video? I dying to see your creation bro, they've all been golden!

Headway? Yes.

Putting this is tactfully as I can, the competition (or lack there of) has not exactly warranted me to pull out the big guns just yet.

As an aside, what you posted above was my first attempt. The one from last year is here. And possibly my Opus.

2018 ShadowSpear Mod elections

Much love @Marauder06 !

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Headway? Yes.

Putting this is tactfully as I can, the competition (or lack there of) has not exactly warranted me to pull out the big guns just yet.

As an aside, what you posted above was my first attempt. The one from last year is here. And possibly my Opus.

2018 ShadowSpear Mod elections

Much love @Marauder06 !

Booooo! Your just making us wait cause you can. We peasants need to be entertained before the Corona virus and resulting breakdown in social order kills us all. I mean, what else are we supposed to do while the world ends?

Bread and circuses!
Bread and circuses!
Bread and circuses!

 

[Marauder06]

Headway? Yes.

Putting this is tactfully as I can, the competition (or lack there of) has not exactly warranted me to pull out the big guns just yet.

As an aside, what you posted above was my first attempt. The one from last year is here. And possibly my Opus.

2018 ShadowSpear Mod elections

Much love @Marauder06 !

 

[Brill]

Mein Polar...OMG!!!!

@Ooh-Rah well done, very well DONE!

 

[Kaldak]

Putting this is tactfully as I can, the competition (or lack there of) has not exactly warranted me to pull out the big guns just yet.

You clearly haven't had to contend with a determined Wheelchair Kamikaze. My avatar says it all...my wheelchair brings all the ladies to my yard ;)

 

[Brill]

The 2018 one should be required viewing for new arrivals.

 

[digrar]

I'll vote for anyone who will finish the tabs and tyrants case study. Anyone...

Case Study: Tabs and Tyrants

 

[Kaldak]

He's never finishing that...just have to accept it

 

[LibraryLady]

You clearly haven't had to contend with a determined Wheelchair Kamikaze. My avatar says it all...my wheelchair brings all the ladies to my yard ;)

Actually, I sat on your lap cuz you bought me a bottle of booze...

LL

 

[Marauder06]

I'll vote for anyone who will finish the tabs and tyrants case study. Anyone...

Case Study: Tabs and Tyrants

Empty Campaign Promise #1: If elected this year, I will finish that case study... this year.

 

[AWP]

I'm awaiting the final word from the site owner, but if I were a betting man...with only 5 people stepping up the odds of a poll are unlikely.

 

[Brill]

I'm awaiting the final word from the site owner, but if I were a betting man...with only 5 people stepping up the odds of a poll are unlikely.

To channel @Ooh-Rah, “Vunderbar”.

 

[x SF med]

The sheer banality of this year's smack talking thread makes me wonder if any of the candidates deserve to be mods.
Weakest. smacktalk thread. EVER.

You'd think those vying for reelection would have at least a little game. But, Alas, No... they attained mediocrity through desultory pandering...

I may run next year.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

You'd think those going for reelection would have at least a little game. But, Alas, No... they vied for mediocrity and desultory pandering...

To quote what @Bypass and @Kaldak PM’d me about @Marauder06 this evening -

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[R.Caerbannog]

To quote what @Bypass and @Kaldak PM’d me about @Marauder06 this evening -

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Considering you're the only mod who loves crayons... I don't find your falling poll #'s hard to believe.

By the way, I hear there's this new fangled snortable crayon out on the back market. Rumor is dealers only take Canadian Grade A Maple Syrup as payment. With Canada hording it's Maple Syrup Supply in preparation for the pandemic stocks are scarce. Might be worth looking into.



Oh and you might want to stock up on crayons as well. Pass the word on to your peeps too. Shortages be coming yo!

 

[AWP]

If crayons had any calories, Marines would weigh 400 pounds.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

If crayons had any calories, Marines would weigh 400 pounds.

Wait sec... that would make crayons keto friendly! Which might also explain their pairing with Elmer's School Glue and whiskey.

 

[Marauder06]

 

[BloodStripe]

Request for all future elections that anyone wishing to run first participate in smack talking before they are nominated to run. Weak performances will result in Nickleback as their Custom Title and they will not receive a nomination.