"Poor things, you have to justify your jobs? Suck it up, buttercup, Corporate America has to do this."
1. Not everywhere, not by a long shot, but good talking point, bro.
2. You can't run a gov't like a business. Stop with that argument. You can run with some inspiration and ideas from businesses, but not exactly.
3. Do you have any idea how much time was, is, and will be wasted on these pointless bullets?
4. "Pointless" because people will err on the side of caution and provide bland statements so as to not send out CUI or worse.
5. "Pointless" because people will copy-paste shit week after week. I hate to break it to everyone but for a lot of folks their routine doesn't change. It isn't that they don't contribute, their week-to-week is only marked by a change in statistics, not in duties.
6. Lastly, "pointless" because of what I mentioned earlier: ChatGPT, copy-paste around entire offices, copy-paste from the internet, etc.
I typed my bullets and I sent my email. This might be a lawful order, but it is a "suboptimal" order and serves no real point. Goddamn, it makes the Base harder than a double shot of intravenous Cialis, though. I guess these bullets have a point after all...