The Trump Presidency 2.0
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Sometimes - in the course of human events - there comes a moment when you can watch a couple of howler monkeys throwing shit at one another - pumped full of ketamine, diet coke, pineapple pizza, and well done New York strip slathered in ketchup - and we are here for it.
Do you get mad at the clowns for being silly when you go to the circus? No, you don't.me, right now, watching Trump and Musk fighting:
There are no more "standards". There are no more "norms". This was not only predictable but inevitable. Just have fun!
These are pretty good. The obligatory JD Vance one cracked me up.
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I think I called this scenario.
Guys, if I wanted to be ignored Iād go talk to my wife.
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The problem is that the Republican Party is a big tent party. It never gets shit done when it has a small majority because they like to trade horses...and Democrats, they love their horse farms I mean pig farms, lots of pork shell outs to buy Republican votes and cause disruption. Obama had a mandate that one time, but it wasn't so big that an Organized Republican party couldn't have disrupted. The opposition are incredibly organized, as seen by all of the bills that Republicans have passed...Democrats vote 99% in lockstep. Almost no crossover. Plenty of Republicans are definitely subverting the agenda of the President, why? Dunno. But these idiots that have the power of the purse have been spending like an Obese Welfare Queen.
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I think back to when I was in elementary school and I got in a little spat with the kid who's parents had money...
-you're stupid
-no YOU'RE stupid
-yeah, well your mom is stupid
-DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM
-well don't call me stupid
-whatever
...then I think to myself, "what if I had power and influence and got in that same argument with the rich kid ?"
Then I get on the interwebz and see another modern day "Tweet-Off" - and it all makes sense.
-you're stupid
-no YOU'RE stupid
-yeah, well your mom is stupid
-DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM
-well don't call me stupid
-whatever
...then I think to myself, "what if I had power and influence and got in that same argument with the rich kid ?"
Then I get on the interwebz and see another modern day "Tweet-Off" - and it all makes sense.
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Biden didn't play the Epstein card on Trump because he couldn't without incriminating numerous players in Biden's own sphere of influence and money. Using the video's argument on that topic is kind of absurd.
To be fair, as this plays out I kind of want Kanye to step in. I'm all about the 360 degree shitshow that is American politics.
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Like I said with the Zelensky stuff just being theatre. This could very much be political theatre and they're getting a wind up out of us.
Nah man. The biggest overlap between Trump and Musk is them being petty narcissists who love to talk shit when they feel slighted. This is real.
Now, does that mean that Musk is truly going to go against Trump and really split the party? I don't think so.
They're basically sorority girls getting into a tiff; I bet they'll be besties again for the 4th of July BBQ party.
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The more I think about it - if there was a reason why Biden never played "The Epstein Card" on Trump - it would be because Joe Biden hasn't been able to wipe his own ass for years now.
Play a card?
Handlers: ok Joe, play the Epstein card - do it
Joe Biden: **slaps a Charizard on the table** BINGO !!
Handlers: damnit
Jill Biden: **smiling** you did so good Joe!
Handlers: the EPSTIEN card - play the Epstein card !!!
Joe Biden: **slowly spreads a random handful of Uno cards on the table** FULL HOUSE - I win again !!
Handlers: oh for fuck sake; why wont he just read the teleprompter ??
Jill Biden: **smiling** you're doing great Joe!
Hillary Clinton: Trump stole the 2016 election
ALSO Hillary Clinton: Trump should stop claiming the election was stolen - that could NEVER happen in America !!
Hillary Clinton AGAIN: Trump stole the 2016 election
Handlers: the EPSTIEN card - play the FUCKING Epstein card !!!
KJP: President Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point.
The Entirety of the Mainstream Liberal Media: **in unison** President Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point.
Joe Biden: **slowly reaches out to shake hands with an invisible person** I used to be a long-haul trucker
Handlers: PLAY THE FUCKING EPSTEIN CARD !!!
Joe Biden: "I never had an interest in being a mayor 'cause that's a real job. You have to produce. That's why I was able to be a senator for 36 years."
Now I'm not exactly sure WHAT cards we are really talking about playing - or who is holding these cards - or why we even think there are cards to be played...
...but I sure am glad that I am alive and existing on THIS timeline so I can watch this shit show go down in real time.
That is all.
Play a card?
Handlers: ok Joe, play the Epstein card - do it
Joe Biden: **slaps a Charizard on the table** BINGO !!
Handlers: damnit
Jill Biden: **smiling** you did so good Joe!
Handlers: the EPSTIEN card - play the Epstein card !!!
Joe Biden: **slowly spreads a random handful of Uno cards on the table** FULL HOUSE - I win again !!
Handlers: oh for fuck sake; why wont he just read the teleprompter ??
Jill Biden: **smiling** you're doing great Joe!
Hillary Clinton: Trump stole the 2016 election
ALSO Hillary Clinton: Trump should stop claiming the election was stolen - that could NEVER happen in America !!
Hillary Clinton AGAIN: Trump stole the 2016 election
Handlers: the EPSTIEN card - play the FUCKING Epstein card !!!
KJP: President Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point.
The Entirety of the Mainstream Liberal Media: **in unison** President Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point.
Joe Biden: **slowly reaches out to shake hands with an invisible person** I used to be a long-haul trucker
Handlers: PLAY THE FUCKING EPSTEIN CARD !!!
Joe Biden: "I never had an interest in being a mayor 'cause that's a real job. You have to produce. That's why I was able to be a senator for 36 years."
Now I'm not exactly sure WHAT cards we are really talking about playing - or who is holding these cards - or why we even think there are cards to be played...
...but I sure am glad that I am alive and existing on THIS timeline so I can watch this shit show go down in real time.
That is all.
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