The Worst "Best" Movies

[AWP]

I'm sitting here watching Avatar and two thoughts have slapped me in the face: this movie made a ton of money and this movie sucks. While I can provide a review of this dog excrement, I'm curious what money-making or critically acclaimed movie(s) you can't stand. Avatar....fuck Avatar. There's probably a reason it's being shown on a Tuesday.

 

[Devildoc]

Most Oscar-nominated movies suck.....and it seems like half I have never heard of....

 

[racing_kitty]

Hurt Locker should already be on this list.

 

[AWP]

Hurt Locker should already be on this list.

A solid one when it comes to Oscar wins, but fortunately it is off the "money" list.

Box-Office Top 100 Films of All-Time

Academy Awards Summaries

 

[Muppet]

Hurt Locker should already be on this list.

I thought that was used as an EOD training film? No?

M.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Avatar sucked, but I have to admit those helo's looked cool as hell. Liked the space "combat robot suits" as well. But yeah, it totally sucked donkey dicks.

Hated Green Zone, Hurt Locker, Jar Head, etc, etc. Military movies that just totally dick things up with imposable story lines and jacked up uniforms, drive me nuts.

 

[DocIllinois]

Roadhouse must be in there somewhere.

Con Air.

Showgirls.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I thought that was used as an EOD training film? No?

M.

"Someone" is going to have your ass for that one!

 

[Kraut783]

Three Kings

Disclaimer: except for the beginning when Cloony is banging the reporter

 

[Red Flag 1]

After reading over the list, around 80% make my fail list.

 

[Muppet]

"Someone" is going to have your ass for that one!

I know. On going joke. I attempt to make her loose her shit at least once a month....

M.

 

[Brill]

For us old folks Ishtar...for you "yootz"...google them shitz.

 

[Frank S.]

"Easy rider"...Inna gadda fucking bullshit made me name my dick Captain America. As in red, white with blue veins. No doctor, it doesn't hurt. Not me.

 

[TLDR20]

All the Marvel movies are hot garbage.

 

[medicchick]

I know so many people who have said unless you see Avatar in 3-D it sucks, so I've never seen it. I also have never seen Titanic, I know how it ends already.

RP and I were watching Spiderman 3 in the Bear Tooth Theater (serves their own microbrew) and the best part was when the fire alarm went off and we had to leave. No amount of beer was making it any better.

 

[Jael]

Uh, everything with Nicholas cage, tacos and beer couldn't fix his crap. Surprised twilight hasn't been mentioned either. Sean penn movies....a lot of the shit netflix likes to mark 5 stars. Any of those sappy ass love movies that become cult classics. Endless list

 

[DocIllinois]

For us old folks Ishtar...for you "yootz"...google them shitz.

Well if we're getting into Films Demonstrating Staggering Ineptitude, may as well throw in:

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Glitter

North

Movie 43

 

[Ooh-Rah]

North

LOL - this movie is known for being the target of Roger Ebert's most brutal review. A snippet:

"I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it." — Roger Ebert

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[SpitfireV]

The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy is utter tripe.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Well where do you scanks stand with Lawrence of Arabia?