Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

[Devildoc]

People like to talk about themselves. If you buy the drinks and encourage them to talk without being too obvious about it, it’s amazing what they’ll spill. But if they suspect you’re manipulating they’ll clam up…and you might as well unass the AO because it’s a dry hole and you’ve blown a valuable source.

My wife would make a great interrogator or CI agent. She says "it's better to be interested than interesting", and she can get people to talk about anything.

 

[GOTWA]

My wife would make a great interrogator or CI agent. She says "it's better to be interested than interesting", and she can get people to talk about anything.

Anything?

 

[Topkick]

"The Great State of Canada is stunned as the Finance Minister resigns, or was fired, from her position by Governor Justin Trudeau,"

- President Trump today

 

[Marauder06]

Looks like mean tweets are back on the menu, boys.

 

[RackMaster]

I love Trump savaging Trudeau. It brings his narcissistic stupidity to the world stage. Not like he needed help but more of his people are speaking out, to get him to resign.

 

[AWP]

3AM this morning, Trump tweeted that Canada should be the 51st state.

Homie's gonna' live rent free in every Canadian's head for the next 4 years. Clowning the gov't up there.

 

[Devildoc]

Anything?

Yeah, pretty much. It's scary. If I tell one of my kids "mom needs to talk to you" they usually ask "do I need a lawyer?"

 

[Box]

51st state with concealed carry reciprocity...

 

[Gunz]

51st state with concealed carry reciprocity...

You just made @RackMaster think happy thoughts. He's going to go pour maple syrup on himself and role in a pile of beaver scat.

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Muppet]

You just made @RackMaster think happy thoughts. He's going to go pour maple syrup on himself and role in a pile of beaver scat.

God, I hope there's video if this.

Wait, what!?

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

Canadian Maple Syrup.... will now become Freedom Maple Syrup!!!

 

[Marauder06]

 

[GOTWA]

Didn't think it was worth its own thread, but what's the over under on this next CR getting passed? Anyone up for a huge gaming session if it doesn't?

 

[Salt USMC]

Where are all my non-essential fed employees at?! Ready for a long winter holiday!

 

[ThunderHorse]

So, where is Dr Biden? Shouldn't she be governing right now? Not only is this administration lame, they are absent.

 

[Cookie_]

Where are all my non-essential fed employees at?! Ready for a long winter holiday!

I wouldn't mind saving some leave days.

 

[Locksteady]

Where are all my non-essential fed employees at?! Ready for a long winter holiday!

 

[Dame]

Our group can't even figure out Dec 24.
Contract Company: You don't get that off. Go in or take leave.
Government: Building closed. Good luck getting paid for Dec 24 and 25.

 

[AWP]

Our group can't even figure out Dec 24.
Contract Company: You don't get that off. Go in or take leave.
Government: Building closed. Good luck getting paid for Dec 24 and 25.

When that announcement hit our inboxes, my thoughts were 1) Yay! 2) Glad I'm not a contractor (because I could see the shit show that extra day will cause).