Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

[Totentanz]

Just taking an opportunity to drop this...

 

[AWP]

11 times? I think we found the owner of the White House cocaine.

 

[GOTWA]

How has this thing not been drowned on accident?

Because it's the Secret Service, not the AFT.

 

[Topkick]

I've watched some of each of the two Republican debates. As a conservative, I don't like any of these choices. I think Ramaswamy has potential but he's not ready. DeSantis is definitely the most measured and calm, but I don't trust him because of his history as an establishment congressman. I'll likely be voting R all the way down regardless of which "lesser of two evils" are on the ballot again.

 

[Box]

The democrat party pulls together when shit gets real - republicans eat their young.
The uniparty just doubles down on the rhetoric until you leave the room in disgust.

 

[Devildoc]

And we are underway with the impeachment inquiry. If I ate popcorn and watched anything politics on TV I would do it now....

 

[Box]

And we are underway with the impeachment inquiry.

If I was a gambling man - I'd say we should be hearing from Karine Jean-Pierre any time now; letting us know that there is a war in Albania.
The CIA is probably going to leak information that the war has ended.
...but has anyone seen or heard from Army Sergeant Willie Schumann lately ??? (Shumann is a Special Forces Soldier that has been conducting covert ops in support of the war in Albania)

NO
...of COURSE you haven't heard anything in the news about Army Sergeant Willie Schumann - its because he was left behind enemy lines when the war ended.
...discarded by our country like an old shoe

But don't worry - the Big Guy is taking heroic steps to bring Army Sergeant Willie Schumann back home to be with his family. He stood up to 'Corn Pop' and his gang with nothing more than a bike chain and a chest full of guts...
..."Courage Mom" - your boy will be home soon - the Big Guy is on it.
"Courage Mom"



either that - or some fucking aliens are about to show up on CNN
I'm not sure which

 

[Devildoc]

Not 'presidential' but political, Dianne Feinstein is dead.

 

[Box]

I wonder if she will continue to vote as an active member of the US Senate?

 

[Devildoc]

I wonder if she will continue to vote as an active member of the US Senate?

Or in future elections....

 

[Blizzard]

Probably won't stop her from running for re-election.

 

[Box]

Leaving this here...

 

[Devildoc]

Probably won't stop her from running for re-election.

 

[Box]

The Bee never disappoints.

 

[AWP]

Wait, she was still alive?

 

[RackMaster]

And Newsom has previously stated he'll replace her with a black woman.

Pressure is on Newsom to quickly appoint Feinstein’s temporary replacement

 

[Blizzard]

Wait, she was still alive?

Debatable...her soul certainly died long ago.

 

[AWP]

The House today was a different kind of shitshow with McCarthy getting fired and a whole bunch of circus to go with the act.

House votes to remove Kevin McCarthy as speaker in historic first

 

[Blizzard]

The House today was a different kind of shitshow with McCarthy getting fired and a whole bunch of circus to go with the act.

House votes to remove Kevin McCarthy as speaker in historic first

Shit like this is why Republicans will continue to lose ground in 2024.

 

[ThunderHorse]

The House today was a different kind of shitshow with McCarthy getting fired and a whole bunch of circus to go with the act.

House votes to remove Kevin McCarthy as speaker in historic first

Was he removed because he caved and helped get Byron his CR?

There was a CR bill before the one that got passed this weekend that had border security in it and those clowns voted against it becuase of Ukraine or some shit.