Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

Re: speaker nomination:
"I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this."
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It's nothing more than a pay per view fight with a different dress code and a level of kayfabe that the average citizen can't even imagine...

Ladieeees aaaand gentlemennn...
...in this corner, wearing a giant red pair of Bermuda shorts with a huge shit stain down the back; weighing in at just over 40,000 pounds worth of hot air and disorganized shit-slinging; a group that needs no introduction as they go about the business of slinging more shit at their own party members than they would EVER sling at their political opponents; fighting over who gets to be the next sad sack speaker that only WISHES they could get shit done half as well as Nancy Pelosi could...
...the House Republicans from the 118th Congress

And in this corner, wearing a blue bathrobe, a pair of Ho Chi Minh sandals, a kente cloth scarf, and a mother fucking pullover hoodie; kneeling in support of BLM rioters who stormed the police station and created the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone; wheeled out a cart full of dove ice cream bars to help bribe representatives during a house voting session; weighing in at well over 40,348 pounds; waving a Chinese flag and a fistful of Burisma stock certificates; the party that loves being in the white house when we are on the brink of world war while accusing their political opponents of being warmongers; the current heavyweight political champion of getting dirty deals done at all costs; the ones that own the media and 97.6 % of academia...
...the one
...the only
...the House Democrats of the ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH Congress !!!


Listen up:
protect yourself at all times
lets see some well authored and witty shit posting on social media
no hitting above the belt
no straight answers
let's not have a clean fight - it doesn't get good ratings
now, touch gloves, go back to your corners, and at the sound of the bell, come out fighting
 
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Eric Adams breaks with his party on immigration and other issues.

FBI: Hello there!

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/10/politics/eric-adams-phones-seized-fbi/index.html

Yeah, I'm sure this was already in the works, but the FBI once again looks like a clown shoe department store. Worried about foreign money in a mayoral election? Good thing they aren't checking out presidents, Jeff Epstein's client list, and...I'll stop there.
 
3 dudes in DC tried to break into an "unmarked" (I kind of thought most were anyway?) Secret Service vehicle on Naomi Biden's detail. One agent opened up on the would-be carjackers.

There's still an ownerless bag of cocaine in the WH Lost and Found drawer.
 
Thank the good lord that the secret service agent was only aiming for the 'media attention and scandal' organs instead of the criminals 'vital' organs or someone could have gotten hurt...
...because only shit bird FLEAs need guns
 
Muppet said:

I don't trust any of them. That said, Vivek destroyed them all, IMHO.

He called out the blood sucking leach media and the republican party.

Still, I'm sure it's pandering but funny to hear.
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My son really likes him. He follows him quite a bit.

To me this is all noise until the convention. Just tell me who I am voting for.
 
Muppet said:

I don't trust any of them. That said, Vivek destroyed them all, IMHO.

He called out the blood sucking leach media and the republican party.

Still, I'm sure it's pandering but funny to hear.
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He generally says a lot of the right things in my book, with the exception of foreign policy. Nicki Haley has hammered him on this and she's not wrong. Still, I seem as a strong candidate and what he brings to the table is good.

Why the hell is Chris Christie running again? No one likes him. He was never a strong candidate. Who is still supporting this guy?
 
Blizzard said:
He generally says a lot of the right things in my book, with the exception of foreign policy. Nicki Haley has hammered him on this and she's not wrong. Still, I seem as a strong candidate and what he brings to the table is good.

Why the hell is Chris Christie running again? No one likes him. He was never a strong candidate. Who is still supporting this guy?
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I just love that he has the balls to say "the quiet part" super loud and in their faces.

It would be interesting to see him as Trump’S VP. He agrees with Trump on clearing house and getting it in order. If Trump wins, he needs to move fast and hard. Having a "sidekick" again, instead of a strong VP would just hinder his administration again.
 
 

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