Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

Blizzard said:
I love the pipe-dream idea some on the far right are trying to promote of Donald Trump being elected as Speaker of the House. Now, I haven't been a Trump supporter and it's silly to think this would somehow ever happen, but, whatever, I'm in for the chaos...so, let's go! 🍿
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His ego won't allow it...

So I'd rather he help get someone in place he can work with if he's reelected POTUS.
 
Blizzard said:
I love the pipe-dream idea some on the far right are trying to promote of Donald Trump being elected as Speaker of the House. Now, I haven't been a Trump supporter and it's silly to think this would somehow ever happen, but, whatever, I'm in for the chaos...so, let's go! 🍿
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Don't you have to be elected to the House first?

edited to add: should have Googled before responding--

The Speaker of the House’s Constitutional Role | Constitution Center.
And there is one interesting, unique footnote about the Speaker of the House position: The job candidate doesn’t have to be a member of the House of Representatives. But as of 2023, no person has been chosen as Speaker who was not a member of the House.
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Just to exercise the imagination...

"What if?"

Seriously - I would love - just for the sake of theoretical conversation - to hear what folks think about such an absolutely surreal happening in 2023 America.

Because, lets face it - if there was EVER a time in the history of this nation that an unseated, twice impeached POTUS could fill the position as "Speaker of the House" - I would state with confidence that we are living on the fractured timeline of human events where a shipwreck could run aground and cause a train wreck that resulted in a renegade dumpster fire where the words, "Speaker Trump" would be uttered just prior to a state of the union speech delivered by Joe Biden.
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Our entire government has become so completely full of shit and so completely arrayed against the people they are supposed to support that all I can think is - Trump as speaker?
What difference at this point does it make?

I swear - the absolute insanity unfolding before our very eyes - I can't seem to get the following tune out of my head:

-Come with me and you'll be, In a world of pure imagination
-Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination
-We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of CNN's creation
What we'll see...
...will defy
...Ex-plana-tion

-If you want to view disarray; simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to...
...do it
-Watching the world burn?
-There's nothing to it

Speaker Trump...
...yes I know
...its a world of pure imagination !!!
-Living there, you'll be free
-If you watch it...
...on TV
 
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Box said:
Just to exercise the imagination...

"What if?"

Seriously - I would love - just for the sake of theoretical conversation - to hear what folks think about such an absolutely surreal happening in 2023 America.

Because, lets face it - if there was EVER a time in the history of this nation that an unseated, twice impeached POTUS could fill the position as "Speaker of the House" - I would state with confidence that we are living on the fractured timeline of human events where a shipwreck could run aground and cause a train wreck that resulted in a renegade dumpster fire.
Our entire governmnet has become so completely full of shit and so completely arrayed against the poeple they are supposed to support that all I can think is - Trump as speaker?
What difference at this point does it make?

I swear - the absolute insanity unfolding before our very eyes - I can't seem to get the following tune out of my head:

-Come with me and you'll be, In a world of pure imagination - Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination
-We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of CNN's creation
What we'll see, will defy...
...Explanation

-If you want to view disarray; simply look around and view it. Anything you want to - do it
-Want to watch the world burn?
-There's nothing to it

-Trump as speaker, for show?
-Its a world of pure imagination !!!
-Living there, you'll be free
-If you watch it...
...on TV
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This is why I'm all in on the chaos. Let's fucking go...hold my beer.
 
AWP said:
She can poormouth all she wants, and people will lap it up because Republicans are evil creature hell bent on creating a Fascist state (or whatever those clowns think). Did it ever occur (it probably did, but you have to play the game) that sometimes you have to send a message? Sometimes you have to put your opponent back on their heels and unbalance them? If the Republicans are petty for evicting her, isn't she petty for whining about losing her exclusive space?

Upset the natural order.
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Well, she's no longer the former speaker, McCarthy is now the former speaker. So under the "tradition", McCarthy gets to keep the larger suite of office space for as long as he needs until there is a new "former speaker".
 
Topkick said:
I don't think he'll do it, but as always, he knows how to make the Democrats heads explode. Schumer has already imploded but I'm waiting to see Pelosi's response. 🍿

Trump would accept House speakership for a 'short period' while Republicans decide on a permanent replacement
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Trump just dangling it out there...delicious, world-class trolling. I don't even like the guy and would love to see him as the Speaker. That's more satisfying than a good cheesecake or creme brulee on the palette. Make the gavel great again.
 
Re: speaker nomination:
"I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this."
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It's nothing more than a pay per view fight with a different dress code and a level of kayfabe that the average citizen can't even imagine...

Ladieeees aaaand gentlemennn...
...in this corner, wearing a giant red pair of Bermuda shorts with a huge shit stain down the back; weighing in at just over 40,000 pounds worth of hot air and disorganized shit-slinging; a group that needs no introduction as they go about the business of slinging more shit at their own party members than they would EVER sling at their political opponents; fighting over who gets to be the next sad sack speaker that only WISHES they could get shit done half as well as Nancy Pelosi could...
...the House Republicans from the 118th Congress

And in this corner, wearing a blue bathrobe, a pair of Ho Chi Minh sandals, a kente cloth scarf, and a mother fucking pullover hoodie; kneeling in support of BLM rioters who stormed the police station and created the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone; wheeled out a cart full of dove ice cream bars to help bribe representatives during a house voting session; weighing in at well over 40,348 pounds; waving a Chinese flag and a fistful of Burisma stock certificates; the party that loves being in the white house when we are on the brink of world war while accusing their political opponents of being warmongers; the current heavyweight political champion of getting dirty deals done at all costs; the ones that own the media and 97.6 % of academia...
...the one
...the only
...the House Democrats of the ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH Congress !!!


Listen up:
protect yourself at all times
lets see some well authored and witty shit posting on social media
no hitting above the belt
no straight answers
let's not have a clean fight - it doesn't get good ratings
now, touch gloves, go back to your corners, and at the sound of the bell, come out fighting
 
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Eric Adams breaks with his party on immigration and other issues.

FBI: Hello there!

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/10/politics/eric-adams-phones-seized-fbi/index.html

Yeah, I'm sure this was already in the works, but the FBI once again looks like a clown shoe department store. Worried about foreign money in a mayoral election? Good thing they aren't checking out presidents, Jeff Epstein's client list, and...I'll stop there.
 
3 dudes in DC tried to break into an "unmarked" (I kind of thought most were anyway?) Secret Service vehicle on Naomi Biden's detail. One agent opened up on the would-be carjackers.

There's still an ownerless bag of cocaine in the WH Lost and Found drawer.
 
Thank the good lord that the secret service agent was only aiming for the 'media attention and scandal' organs instead of the criminals 'vital' organs or someone could have gotten hurt...
...because only shit bird FLEAs need guns
 

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