Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

Thoughts on Vivek Ramaswamy and others:

For most of my adult life I have heard something from people over and over and over
and over
and over
and over again when it comes to politics; "I sure wish these mother fuckers would stop talking out the side of their mouth and call it like it is"
Most people I know grew tired of hearing the same relentless pandering bullshit

Then along came Donald Trump - an infantile ego maniac with no social filter.
Suddenly - everyone slammed on the brakes.
-Oh my god - that's not presidential.
-Dear lord let me clutch my pearls - he said women let rich and famous men grab them by the pussy.
-He mocked American royalty (Bill Clinton's wife and the poor little Bush boys)
-He ***GASP*** posted sophomoric and antagonizing shit on social media.


Suddenly - "being presidential" was somehow a mandatory requirement for filling the office.
-Forget JFK fucking anything that got within a condoms reach of his crotch.
-Forget LBJ wagging his dick at reporters while letting them know it had a name - "Jumbo"
-Forget LBJ giving interviews with the bathroom door open while sitting on the royal shitter.
-Forget Nixon's shenanigans
-Forget Jimmy Carters mother fucking wear a sweater speech
-Forget the White House astrologer
-Forget the Iran/Contra debacle
-Forget that one guy that sodomized a government clerk with a cigar and then forgot the meaning of the word "is"
-Forget those self righteous senators with two and three and four wives that preach about family mother fucking values
-Forget Solyndra and the Chume Gang and using the IRS and DOJ to attack political opponents and threaten banks to NOT lend money to those that refused to bend to their failing government polices.
-Forget rolling out a cart of ice cream onto the floor of congress to "buy votes" - whether it was in jest or not.

Nope.
Gotta act presidential.
WHATEVER.THE.FUCK.THAT.MEANS.

Say what you want about that radical islamic jihadist from Michigans 12th District - but she has my respect for saying out loud what her associates only say while cowering together in back rooms and private basements when she stepped in front of a bastion of national news cameras and proudly proclaimed, "We're going to impeach this motherfucker!”

But when a republican that isn't establishment approved says some shit that stings the senses, its bad.
It's not at all presidential.
Why - who in the hell does this uncultured populist think he is anyway?
Meanwhile, Nikki Haley pretty much tells everyone how she would love to shit the aftermath of a Taco-Bell Deluxe Cravings Box all over our first amendment rights at the same time that the Gov'nah of Kommiefornia finally cleans up one of his cities - if only to impress Xi Jinping during his visit to the American Left Coast.
This is an outrage!
It's an outrageous outrage.
I'm outraged at this outrageous outrage!


Sure - I know I swerve WAY into the lane of whataboutism - but I acknowledge it and embrace it.
I dont just swerve into it and then pretend that I hate whataboutism.
Whataboutism is just a fun way of saying "American Politics as Usual" so why pretend it isn't?

Whatabout that time when our government was fucking us all right in the asshole and we spent more time wondering if there was some special meaning behind why their tie is that color today?




...just sayin
 
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Argentina just elected a Far-Right Libertarian as president. And he has used the phrase "Don't Tread on Me" in his campaign and took photos with a Gadsen Flag.

I know absolutely nothing about this guy or Argentinian politics but I saw this and thought it was humorous...wonder how many of these changes he'll be able to implement :
The man is associated with the World Economic Forum. The same assholes that wanna make us eat bugs and shit.

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These guys were responsible for The Great Reset shenanigans that happened back in 2020 and have had a hand in American politics as well. Other members are or have been Dan Crenshaw, Alexandra Ocasio Cortez, and other swampy DC shitheads. I regret not taking screen shot of them when they were on the WEF website.

 
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Biden is always stepping on his dick. But what am I missing here? The little girl has on some kind of costume ears and he's just complementing her, right?
I missed the ears. I just heard him talk all creepy like to the kid and asking if she was 17.
 
A classic example of why "vet cred" shouldn't be a consideration for office. Broken record time, but we put vets on a pedestal...
More like the dude sold out.

On an unrelated note, I hope Argentina's new president isn't some globalist commie in disguise. C'mon helicopters!!!!
 
I think he's all show and no go, but we'll see.

The WEF connections gives me pause. The WEF is next level "maybe Palpatine wasn't so bad after all."
Remember the days I was the tinfoil mad hatter? :D

Meetings are Wednesday nights, aluminum foil will be provided. Snacks and drinks are not allowed on the premises.
 
Sure, this is all spin, but a positive message for once going into the holidays.

'Stop the rancor': Biden calls for national unity on Thanksgiving Day

Biden and his wife, Jill Biden, phoned in to NBC News’ Al Roker before the Thanksgiving Day parade in Manhattan. In brief, upbeat remarks, they said Americans should unite in addressing problems the nation confronts. Though polling shows the two parties are split on a range of issues, Biden said most Americans would prefer to see the acrimony come to an end.


“On this Thanksgiving, Al, we have to come together,” the president said. “We can have different political views, but we have one view. The one view is that we’re the finest, greatest nation in the world. We should focus on that.”

“We should focus on dealing with our problems and being together and stop the rancor. We have to bring the nation together and treat each other with a little bit of decency, and I think that’s where the vast majority of the American people are.”

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ...that campaign can go fuck itself. Biden can play good cop and these guys can play asshole cop? Nah, those are the same cops in the same uniform. But hey, lead with your party's good, NBC, just bury your party's bad in the article after people stopped reading.

An email released by Biden’s re-election campaign on Thursday was titled, “Your Handy Guide for Responding To Crazy MAGA Nonsense This Thanksgiving.” In it, the campaign suggests ways to respond at the dinner table if and when family members start talking politics and praising Donald Trump, the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination in polling.
 
Sure, this is all spin, but a positive message for once going into the holidays.

'Stop the rancor': Biden calls for national unity on Thanksgiving Day



Oh, Jesus fucking Christ...that campaign can go fuck itself. Biden can play good cop and these guys can play asshole cop? Nah, those are the same cops in the same uniform. But hey, lead with your party's good, NBC, just bury your party's bad in the article after people stopped reading.

Right out of the playbook
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