Thoughts on Vivek Ramaswamy and others:
For most of my adult life I have heard something from people over and over and over
and over
and over
and over again when it comes to politics; "I sure wish these mother fuckers would stop talking out the side of their mouth and call it like it is"
Most people I know grew tired of hearing the same relentless pandering bullshit
Then along came Donald Trump - an infantile ego maniac with no social filter.
Suddenly - everyone slammed on the brakes.
-Oh my god - that's not presidential.
-Dear lord let me clutch my pearls - he said women let rich and famous men grab them by the pussy.
-He mocked American royalty (Bill Clinton's wife and the poor little Bush boys)
-He ***GASP*** posted sophomoric and antagonizing shit on social media.
Suddenly - "being presidential" was somehow a mandatory requirement for filling the office.
-Forget JFK fucking anything that got within a condoms reach of his crotch.
-Forget LBJ wagging his dick at reporters while letting them know it had a name - "Jumbo"
-Forget LBJ giving interviews with the bathroom door open while sitting on the royal shitter.
-Forget Nixon's shenanigans
-Forget Jimmy Carters mother fucking wear a sweater speech
-Forget the White House astrologer
-Forget the Iran/Contra debacle
-Forget that one guy that sodomized a government clerk with a cigar and then forgot the meaning of the word "is"
-Forget those self righteous senators with two and three and four wives that preach about family mother fucking values
-Forget Solyndra and the Chume Gang and using the IRS and DOJ to attack political opponents and threaten banks to NOT lend money to those that refused to bend to their failing government polices.
-Forget rolling out a cart of ice cream onto the floor of congress to "buy votes" - whether it was in jest or not.
Nope.
Gotta act presidential.
WHATEVER.THE.FUCK.THAT.MEANS.
Say what you want about that radical islamic jihadist from Michigans 12th District - but she has my respect for saying out loud what her associates only say while cowering together in back rooms and private basements when she stepped in front of a bastion of national news cameras and proudly proclaimed, "We're going to impeach this motherfucker!”
But when a republican that isn't establishment approved says some shit that stings the senses, its bad.
It's not at all presidential.
Why - who in the hell does this uncultured populist think he is anyway?
Meanwhile, Nikki Haley pretty much tells everyone how she would love to shit the aftermath of a Taco-Bell Deluxe Cravings Box all over our first amendment rights at the same time that the Gov'nah of Kommiefornia finally cleans up one of his cities - if only to impress Xi Jinping during his visit to the American Left Coast.
This is an outrage!
It's an outrageous outrage.
I'm outraged at this outrageous outrage!
Sure - I know I swerve WAY into the lane of whataboutism - but I acknowledge it and embrace it.
I dont just swerve into it and then pretend that I hate whataboutism.
Whataboutism is just a fun way of saying "American Politics as Usual" so why pretend it isn't?
Whatabout that time when our government was fucking us all right in the asshole and we spent more time wondering if there was some special meaning behind why their tie is that color today?
...just sayin
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