Not Work Safe .

[Box]

I’m sure I’ve seen Canada's Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister speech before - but for some reason, I am absolutely positive that she was talking about how bad shit was, “with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and running out of french fries and burrito coverings.”

…maybe I am misremembering

 

[Muppet]

This is gold. Wait to the ending!

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Russia says its Luna-25 lunar lander has crashed into the moon

 

[Muppet]

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Jesus Christ!

 

[Devildoc]

Florida man doing it right....

 

[RackMaster]

Florida man doing it right....

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Mounting that in the bed of my truck would do wonders for traffic.

 

[CQB]

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[Kraut783]

...hot and sassy!

 

[digrar]

If anyone was ever up in MeS, then you saw my Land Cruiser parked outside of the shopette. Just zoom on into that rear view musical piece.

It's weird seeing a left hand drive Cruiser that isn't an under ground nipper or charge up wagon, locked in low range, stained orange, on it's second chassis, every panel dented, scraped, and rusted to within an inch of its life.
For what ever reason, someone is still making 6 cylinder left hand drive 70 series cruisers, and the mines in Australia import them hand over fist.

 

[757]

 

[Muppet]

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The song is from a Puerto Rican singer, Daddy Yankee that is singing about sex. Honestly, I wanted the song as our wedding intro song but Maria vetoed it.

I showed her this video.

Apparently, I'm a pendejo bato (gay jerk off).

 

[757]

 

[Muppet]

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I do this day after day

 

[Blizzard]

 

[Devildoc]

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A real company, yes. But they aren't a real towing company.

 

[757]

A real company, yes. But they aren't a real towing company.

I figured they may be a "tow company" that supports thieves. You know, a little smash & grab

 

[757]

 

[Muppet]

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Sent this to @racing_kitty

Now, we wait. Lololol

Love you sister. Miss you

 

[Marauder06]

My oldest daughter is off at college in military school. The same one I went to.

She called me a short time ago and opened with, "Hey Dad, I'm in the Commandant's office, and you're on speaker phone..."

Well, let's just say that the reasons my daughter gets called into the Comm's office as a cadet are waaaay different than the reasons I got called in.

It turns out they were brainstorming guest speakers for the upcoming Parents' Weekend and she wanted to know if I was available.

 

[Blizzard]

brilliant

My oldest daughter is off at college in military school. The same one I went to.

She called me a short time ago and opened with, "Hey Dad, I'm in the Commandant's office, and you're on speaker phone..."

Well, let's just say that the reasons my daughter gets called into the Comm's office as a cadet are waaaay different than the reasons I got called in.

It turns out they were brainstorming guest speakers for the upcoming Parents' Weekend and she wanted to know if I was available.

Well, are you?