He's Not Dead

[Gunz]

So...if you're a paramedic, it's a good idea to be able to tell a living person from a dead one.


'He's not dead': Clearwater medics on administrative leave for declaring man who was breathing dead

 

[Dame]

So...if you're a paramedic, it's a good idea to be able to tell a living person from a dead one.


'He's not dead': Clearwater medics on administrative leave for declaring man who was breathing dead

LOL. Hey @Muppet, looks like this one needs a refresher course on living vs dead.

"He's not dead. He's resting."

 

[Kraut783]

"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"

 

[Muppet]

Fucking assholes. There's SOPs we as medics are required to perform, including the application of a cardiac monitors to verify asystole (flatline).

Frankly, these medics were lazy cock suckers that make us look like toads. Unreal.

 

[Topkick]

Frankly, these medics were lazy cock suckers that make us look like toads. Unreal.

Nah, thanks for what you do bro. They only made themselves look like toads. There are duds in all professions.

 

[Muppet]

Nah, thanks for what you do bro. They only made themselves look like toads. There are duds in all professions.

Cheers top. Yeah, you're right. Cops, medics, doctors, many in different fields.

I give props to mentors long ago, in the 90s. Both 2/325 batt. PAs, one was former 18D turned CAG turned PA. Fucker was amazingly shit hot and laid back, learned a metric shit ton from him, second, 11B NCO turned PA, again, metric shit ton, both installed ethics in medicine and want to learn, I use 23 plus years later.

 

[digrar]

 

[amlove21]

In the biz, we call that a "whoopsie doodle". This might actually be bordering on a full-on bouquet of "oopsie daisies", I will have to wait for more info.

 

[Gunz]

@Muppet this is Florida, bro. Weirdness happens here.

 

[AWP]

@Muppet this is Florida, bro. Weirdness happens here.

Which is why I like to show up to work from time-to-time wearing board shorts and a dirty, beer and hot wing sauce stained wife beater. 1. Remind them I'm a native and 2. Establish dominance.

 

[Devildoc]

This happened a few years ago nearby:

Man Declared Dead Turns Out to Be Alive

Per @Muppet , we have protocols and policies for a reason. Look dead? Cardiac monitor, apical auscultation for a minimum of 60 seconds.

Reminds me of Monty Python:

 

[Dame]

This happened a few years ago nearby:

Man Declared Dead Turns Out to Be Alive

Per @Muppet , we have protocols and policies for a reason. Look dead? Cardiac monitor, apical auscultation for a minimum of 60 seconds.

Reminds me of Monty Python:

China during COVID.