Mod Election Campaigning Thread

[x SF med]

Uhhh, I think you're confusing me with @amlove21. TACPs are even more obsessive about our hair.

FIFY... it would be impossible for us to confuse you with the PJ because his grammar, usage and writing style are better than yours.

 

[CDG]

FIFY... it would be impossible for us to confuse you with the PJ because his grammar, usage and writing style are better than yours.

Oh, the guy winning the election goes kissing ass to the admin, and trashes the guy struggling to hold on to 5th. Real classy.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Is it too late to submit my name just so I can shit talk all of these weakass candidates?

Are you sure you want to open yourself up to being fired? I mean you are lucky enough that you wiggled your slithering ass onto the admin staff. We all know who you are now...

 

[AWP]

This thread is more fucked up than the Winter Special Olympics.

"Jo-Jo's up next for the snowboard best trick. He likes kittens and macaroni and cheese."
"Yeah, the young man has heart and we expect great things from him."
"On the ramp...going for a 720 backside rodeo annnnnddddd....JESUS, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF! GODDA..."
(cuts to commercial)

 

[Ooh-Rah]

This thread is more fucked up than the Winter Special Olympics.

Fuck me with a rusty 2x4....
At first I was humbled...
just to be in the running...
What more do you want?
I should be beating...Freefalling!

Two hours of work, for my Hitler Masterpiece ...

Frank's version of a Rick Roll.
< Click Me >and go "full screen"

(No stupid rick-roll shit, video generator won't permit uploads to YouTube or Facebook)

To add -
<I don't even care if you hate it, but it took me nearly 2 hours to put this together, at least watch it! >

Sorry @Red Flag 1 , that I mad you the Villain.

No responses, no replies, not one good comeback, just more flack from those admin bitches...

So what the fuck....
I'll up my game...
I'll go after every candidate...I'll call out their name...

Says the man whose only contribution after 8 pages of this thread, is to complain about the thread

This bitch is about as over as @Salt USMC 's short lived reign as a moderator.

@CDG isn't going to talk shit. As of this morning he's on the comeback trail and watching the polls like Hilary on election night.

@Florida173 hadn't posted since January of 2017 and then came back to run for Mod again. Great strategy! You received 12 votes last year and are at 16 this year. Looks like you picked up the pity votes that Metalmom got last year.

@Marauder06 might as well be a Supreme Court nominee when it comes to this election. Pretty obvious who controls the levers behind the curtain. And I quote:

How many votes did the rest of you get? :-"

@NavyBuyer , fucking Marine is getting stomped like his 0-2 fantasy team, but he keeps coming back for more! Semper Fi, brother!

@pardus obviously has 'goat fuck' porn of those who matter. <cough @ShadowSpear cough> I mean why bother running when you are a lock anyway? #recount2016

@RackMaster and @Red Flag 1 - how do you go after two guys who are obviously just genuinely "good" guys? You go for the pain that's what you do. RackMaster is only running because coming from America's 51st state, (Canada) he wants the opportunity to participate in an election that actually matters. And everyone knows that RedFlag lifts his medical advice from WebMD.

@AWP - What the fuck is it with you and that band you actually took the time to filter so that it reads "Nickelback" instead of it's own name? When I am elected I am going to make it my first mission to learn how to fuck with that setting so that whenever a member references that band's name, the auto filter shows" AWP will blow you for a sniff of Jack". Knowing your affection for clowns and "that band", I'll just leave this here....

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And the result? Well it ain't my fault...the only response was a scoff from Salt....

So fuck a duck, and pick up a ruck...
I've done my part, I'm shown my heart....
You guys don't wanna battle, and that's fine with me...
What you guy's scared of? a man named Mittens?

Well I know something that you don't know....
The former screen names of all these hoes...
I've tracked em'...for the past 5 years....
I know the names, of all you queers!
That's ammo, that I'll use in the future....
If any of you fools, try to come at me like a butcher...

One fucks, two fucks, three fucks, four...
I don't care about dis' election no more...

Just look at my stats, I've earned my place
I should fucking dominate this race.

Fuck an Admin and fuck a mod
Fuck everybody! Fuck y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a piece of POG trash, and I say it proudly....
And fuck this election, I've already won...I'm outta here.

 

[Salt USMC]

5.5/10 but still better than the others

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Uhhh, I think you're confusing me with @amlove21. TACPs are way less obsessive about our hair.

As to your second point, does anyone remember ever getting maple syrup and/or bacon sent to them by Rack? Did American prices for those items drop during his time in office? NO! There weren't. It's all bacon smoke and mirrors. Syrup covered bread and circuses. Piss off back to the nearest Horton's, @R.Caerbannog.

Eh, what do I know? All you Air Force people look alike and smell like scented candles, how am i supposed to tell y'all apart?

edit: forgot the hashtags
#youlooklikeaknockoffguccihandbagmodel
#overmoisturizemuch?
#goesayonthehairproduct

 

[x SF med]

Oh, the guy winning the election goes kissing ass to the admin, and trashes the guy struggling to hold on to 5th. Real classy.

You really don't have the hang of this 'campaigning thread' yet, do you? There is a reason it has been known in the past as the 'smack talking thread'... Class has nothing to do with this, nothing.at.all...

 

[Gunz]

Unnatural, contrived, like you're all trying too hard to play the dozens like the legendary legitimate trash talkers of past mod election threads. It's like a catholic schoolboy trying to swear for the first time, uh, er, gosh blammit, dog dammit, oh, penis butt, I'M GOING TO HELL!!!!!

The hate and disrespect has got to flow with ease cacooned with smooth wit like Gerber butternut squash from a happy baby's bubbling ass. It's all about consequentiality and romantic unrest, the involuntary peristalsis of natural humors from the bowels of creative thought. Nothing else will do at such a critical time.

 

[AWP]

Unnatural, contrived, like you're all trying too hard to play the dozens like the legendary legitimate trash talkers of past mod election threads. It's like a catholic schoolboy trying to swear for the first time, uh, er, gosh blammit, dog dammit, oh, penis butt, I'M GOING TO HELL!!!!!

The hate and disrespect has got to flow with ease cacooned with smooth wit like Gerber butternut squash from a happy baby's bubbling ass. It's all about consequentiality and romantic unrest, the involuntary peristalsis of natural humors from the bowels of creative thought. Nothing else will do at such a critical time.

This isn't even make senseses, but you get a Like all the same.

 

[racing_kitty]

This whole thread looks like someone got slow-motion buttfucked with a flaming chainsaw on ice skates. Not even SMOD could muster up enough fucks to give via slamming into the Bay of Campeche.

I'll see @Ocoka and his jar of @Frank S.'s favorite aperitif, and raise it one zoophiliac pelvic exam, where you find the snake bones without the speculum.

Can I get five more votes, please?

 

[Centermass]

For the new and uninitiated.

 

[Red Flag 1]

t.

 

[DC]

I've seen battered old road whores with removable teeth suck less than this thread

You mean lot lizards...

 

[Salt USMC]

This whole thread looks like someone got slow-motion buttfucked with a flaming chainsaw on ice skates. Not even SMOD could muster up enough fucks to give via slamming into the Bay of Campeche.

I'll see @Ocoka and his jar of @Frank S.'s favorite aperitif, and raise it one zoophiliac pelvic exam, where you find the snake bones without the speculum.

Can I get five more votes, please?