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Thanks for the review. Did you stream it?
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Thanks for the review. Did you stream it?
On demand/cable
SpongeBob*24
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Just watched the new Road House. Connor did not disappoint, lots of fighting and chaos.
In the words of the great @AWP ....5 out of 5 Florida Crocodiles attacks!!!
This shit's set in Florida and I'm watching...anything but?
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I don't know what I am more looking forward to, the fight scenes or his interaction with the blind lady.
Fight scenes for me. Have you been watching X-Men 97?I don't know what I am more looking forward to, the fight scenes or his interaction with the blind lady.
Napoleon directed by Ridley Scott
The movie stars some brooding guy with autism and my future ex-wife, Vanessa Kirby, as Napoleon and Josephine respectively.
Vanessa Kirby is hot. Oh, movie review...
If you're looking for historical accuracy, this isn't that movie. Timelines, battles, and events all play fast and loose with the facts, especially the timeline. That said, the movie does a great job of capturing Nappie and Jo-Jo's convoluted relationship. In one of their first meetings she spreads her legs and in so many words tells him her pussy's in charge. So, not all of the movie is fiction. Art doth imitate life, amirite?
Scott does a great job with the story, however fast and loose it plays with the facts. The casting is very good, the uniforms and costumes are amazing, and the action sequences are stunning. The end felt rushed though, as if Scott and his editors watched the Chapelle show and remembered the movie was clocking in around the 2 1/2 hour mark and they needed to wrap it up.
The brooding dude with autism was a bit too brooding and he spent most of the movie sulking around like some little goth bitch cosplaying as a Peruvian admiral. Some details shine through such as his knowledge of artillery and micromanagement of the same.
Also, Vanessa Kirby is hot. I'd let her queef out chickpeas so I could make some special hummus. Don't ask where the bread's coming from.
The movie is also a bit dark and without color which might be due to my obtained..."copy." That plus Brooding Johnny Cash's mostly wooden performance can't overcome the good things.
6.5/7 out of 10 exploding horses
The movie stars some brooding guy with autism and my future ex-wife, Vanessa Kirby, as Napoleon and Josephine respectively.
Vanessa Kirby is hot. Oh, movie review...
If you're looking for historical accuracy, this isn't that movie. Timelines, battles, and events all play fast and loose with the facts, especially the timeline. That said, the movie does a great job of capturing Nappie and Jo-Jo's convoluted relationship. In one of their first meetings she spreads her legs and in so many words tells him her pussy's in charge. So, not all of the movie is fiction. Art doth imitate life, amirite?
Scott does a great job with the story, however fast and loose it plays with the facts. The casting is very good, the uniforms and costumes are amazing, and the action sequences are stunning. The end felt rushed though, as if Scott and his editors watched the Chapelle show and remembered the movie was clocking in around the 2 1/2 hour mark and they needed to wrap it up.
The brooding dude with autism was a bit too brooding and he spent most of the movie sulking around like some little goth bitch cosplaying as a Peruvian admiral. Some details shine through such as his knowledge of artillery and micromanagement of the same.
Also, Vanessa Kirby is hot. I'd let her queef out chickpeas so I could make some special hummus. Don't ask where the bread's coming from.
The movie is also a bit dark and without color which might be due to my obtained..."copy." That plus Brooding Johnny Cash's mostly wooden performance can't overcome the good things.
6.5/7 out of 10 exploding horses
Devildoc
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Every time I see Vanessa Kirby in a role and think to myself "she can't get any more hot," she does. Hulk smash.
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Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes. I've never been into Star Wars but have been a POTA geek since a very young kid. I had ALL the toys. I've seen and own all the movies, old and newer. This was not my favorite by far, but if you like the movies, its worth seeing.
ThunderHorse
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I just watched War of Planet of the Apes on the plane, decent storyline. Kinda want to take an afternoon and see that in imax.
ThunderHorse
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Rebel Moon Part 2...like the acting in both of these movies is so bad, plot is ok. Script could use some work. The score is almost like it's The Gladiator. Also, Interstellar Warships operate on coal?
SpongeBob*24
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The Ministry of Ungentlemenly Warfare...HELL YEAH! Go see it!
Between this movie and The Gentlemen, maybe I'm a Guy Ritchie fan...or maybe I just like shows with the word Gentlemen in the title?
This was one of the best movies I have seen in a long time. It's rare but I give this film 2 ratings, that's how good it was: Casting 5 out of 5 British Cleopatras / Action 4.5 out of 5 Nazi head shots!
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Devildoc
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Freud's Last Session, Netflix. Anthony Hopkins plays Freud, who invited CS Lewis into his home to debate Christianity/atheism. Worth watching if just for Hopkins.
SpongeBob*24
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I thought this had been posted before but I couldn't find it...The Fall Guy trailer:
If you liked Bullet Train you will love it. If not sorry you act 90 years old and hate life.
I will give it 4.5 out of 5 Thirty pound thumb drives.
If you liked Bullet Train you will love it. If not sorry you act 90 years old and hate life.
I will give it 4.5 out of 5 Thirty pound thumb drives.
Finally saw Dune part 2. Wow. I’m going to have to schedule half a day to watch both 1 and 2 again consecutively.
My one small issue with 2 was casting Christopher Walken as the emperor. I can’t watch him without thinking about needing more cowbell. Great actor…but he’s so associated in my mind with his classic comedy appearances it’s now hard for me to accept him seriously.
Awesome film. The door is very open for another sequel.
My one small issue with 2 was casting Christopher Walken as the emperor. I can’t watch him without thinking about needing more cowbell. Great actor…but he’s so associated in my mind with his classic comedy appearances it’s now hard for me to accept him seriously.
Awesome film. The door is very open for another sequel.
ThunderHorse
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Yeah, that's not exactly how I pictured Shaddam IV, leader of the Sardaukar legions. This one was a bit too artsy for me...especially with how they did the Harkonnens. Also, why do Lea Seydoux like that, now I can't have her as my next ex wife.
2019.
The gentleman with Mathew McCau, how the fuck ever you spell it.
I was fucking crying. Lol.
The proper use of the word "cunt" in different settings, was gold.
The gentleman with Mathew McCau, how the fuck ever you spell it.
I was fucking crying. Lol.
The proper use of the word "cunt" in different settings, was gold.
If you liked that, check out The Gentlemen TV series, Bro...on Netflix. Season 1, for more cunt usage.
Topkick
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Watching The Way Of The Dragon for probably the 25th time in my life. Bruce Lee movies are bizarre and not good, but I can't take my eyes off it because watching Lee fight is art that never gets old.
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