Devildoc
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A freaking Canadian?? Do we really have to listen to those people??
The 2018 Moderator Election Smack Talking Thread
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I'll pass on the sluts.
Devildoc
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Where are my sluts....
Kraut783
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Well... I guess I'm running for re-election... Not sure about the competition, a worn out old intle SOF Officer, a disabled Canuk, a NUG Ranger. and an unspecified SOF support dude who's named after pickled cabbage... the only one giving me pause at the moment is MedicChick, she can be scary, although her other half is a deranged marshmallow.
My male opponents are all of limited intellect, have bad hygiene, and are riddled with diseases that baffle even modern medicine. And they all have halitosis.
I'll make no promises to the masses, you put me in power again and you take your chances... at least I'm only insane and not crazy.
Here's my campaign music:
My male opponents are all of limited intellect, have bad hygiene, and are riddled with diseases that baffle even modern medicine. And they all have halitosis.
I'll make no promises to the masses, you put me in power again and you take your chances... at least I'm only insane and not crazy.
Here's my campaign music:
@DasBoot, I've watched you come along ways on here. You have my vote...
@RackMaster, you always have my vote!
To the rest of you cunts, who are you and why should I vote for you?
@RackMaster, you always have my vote!
To the rest of you cunts, who are you and why should I vote for you?
Alright, who let Grandpa out of his cage?
Cause we'll just turn off the Maple syrup taps and let the Russian's walk through.
You said three sluts.
Pony up one more.
Devildoc
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This is like watching Jerry's kids....
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I was assaulted years ago by >>Insert Candidates Name Here<< and feel it's my civic duty and responsibility to finally come forward and reveal the atrocities committed against me.
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I can't run so you are safe there. I don't meet the first requirement.
Here's the problem, people like @Marauder06 are still actice duty. You've seen how soft the military has gotten. Especially at the USMA. They have gotten so soft, they won't even let cadets pillow fight anymore.
Google search Ranger Arrested and the front page of Google is filled with a Ranger being arrested for sex with minors. Google Marine Arrested and the front page is all about Marines being arrested for making the grass grow. Who do you want leading you? @DasBoot or a Marine Grunt who is willing to do anything and everyone? Marines are known to be banging their own Squad Leader even. Think Rangers are willing to go to that extreme?
And then you have the Canadians. Justin motherfucking Trudeau. Every knows winter will finally come in 2019. Is that who we really want as King of the North? Fuck no.
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You really want to start a game of internet gay chicken? The amount of dicks drawn in our COFs would make Marines uncomfortable.... granted you cant draw any what with you eating all your crayons... also when you google Ranger arrested it’s for way more hardcore, hood rat shit than any Marine gets busted for. Just this year alone you have- explosives in a house, an LT banging his guys wives, and 2/75 coming on strong with a dead hooker and front page of the Army times. “I will give 100%, and then some” applies to criminal behavior as well. What do you glue sniffers get hit with? Banging some 16 year old who’s Dad is a Gunny, who you met at a roller rink in Beaufort.... and I’m pretty sure Regiment is one of the few units still “making the grass grow”- not much going on other than sitting guarding arty positions in Iraq for the Corps these days... MAKE SHADOWSPEAR GREAT AGAIN! DASBOOT2018
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My opponent has further demonstrated the main issue with this board- age. Look at these old fuckers- who the fuck is that in that video? Rhetorical question- NOBODY KNOWS AND NOBODY CARES. We need people who can make relevant pop culture references and wasn’t in the Army so long ago he went through airborne with Easy company. DASBOOT-GUCCI GANG 2018! KEEP SHADOWSPEAR WOKE!
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