The Official 2020 Mod Election Smack Talking Thread

[DA SWO]

You've got money?!?!?!

I thought you just got married?!?!?

LL

Don't let him fool you. He just married a goldmine. I hear this gal is an AWP and doesn't even get her nails done, she's so thrifty.

She's rich. Owns a Castle with a moat and drawbridge too!

 

[Dame]

Don't let him fool you. He just married a goldmine. I hear this gal is an AWP and doesn't even get her nails done, she's so thrifty.

She's rich. Owns a Castle with a moat and drawbridge too!

I heard that too!
Maybe she's the one that put him up to this bribery thing. Would make sense. #deepstatebride

 

[LibraryLady]

I'm considering a fund raiser

Is that the new way to say bail money?

LL

 

[Ooh-Rah]

 

[Steve1839]

Is that the new way to say bail money?

LL

It could work.

 

[LibraryLady]

You worn out from all that hard work of NOT doing what you said you'd do?

LL

 

[Marauder06]

accurate representation of the site staff, hard at work to Keep ShadowSpear Great

 

[BloodStripe]

 

[AWP]

...thinking about renaming this to "Mara gets owned by the entire board."

 

[Marauder06]

...thinking about renaming this to "Mara gets owned by the entire board."

 

[x SF med]

I'm not running this time around, I need a break. for the correct amount of cash, I will divulge embarrassing info about admins and mods, or help craft desultory philippics that debase the character of others... this will not be cheap, and it will be cash upfont.

 

[Marauder06]

I'm not running this time around, I need a break. for the correct amount of cash, I will divulge embarrassing info about admins and mods, or help craft desultory philippics that debase the character of others... this will not be cheap, and it will be cash upfont.

after something like 13+ years on the site...

Here, tell these people something they don't know about me

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Here, tell these people something they don't know about me

I mean okay, but only because you asked... @Marauder06 does not know how to embed a simple video.

 

[ShamgarTheJudge]

 

[Kaldak]

Do you all really want another year with a dirty Canadian, a crayon eater, or worse add a psyop guy that will slowly turn us against ourselves? Or, worst of all a silver oak from intel? He's definitely making files on all of us...I'm clearly the best choice.

And, where is my campaign manger/trash talker I hired earlier this past week?

 

[Marauder06]

I mean okay, but only because you asked... @Marauder06 does not know how to embed a simple video.

@Ooh-Rah trying to woo ShadowSpear voters like...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=754764844894934

 

[Ooh-Rah]

@Ooh-Rah trying to woo ShadowSpear voters like...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=754764844894934

More like...

 

[RackMaster]

More like...

More like this...

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Darn, the kid in Mara's post dances better than I do.

As for @Ooh-Rah and @RackMaster...

Modern culture is both frightening and nauseating.

 

[SaintKP]

More like this...

Got DAMN. Are you feeling well? This is really uncharacteristic of you, I like it though. To think you didn't even throw a sorey in at the end, it warms this cold heart.

As for @Ooh-Rah dance moves, I'd vote for that kid in the video. He shot his shot and laid it all on the line, that's the kind of leadership I can get behind if that's what @Ooh-Rah is bringing.

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate the fact that we have to get metaphorically hyperbolic case studies from some kid at a Bar Mitzvah instead of the real thing? Clearly @Marauder06 has become to busy with Mai Thai' on a beach and moderating the website to actually put out a case study.