The Trump Presidency 2.0

I sincerely hope that a large chunk of the federal workforce is trimmed/fired and that they fuck off to their liberal utopia's. For years we've had unelected liberal bureaucrats lord power over us, destroying our cities and social fabric. I hope they are forced to embrace the diversity and ruin they forced on the rest of us.

That said, I doubt they will. Like a plague, they are rootless and spread disease wherever they go.

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The government is only funded up to March so I’m not sure how secure that promise of 8 months pay is

Edit: Oh, never mind. This is an offer for morons. It’s not a severence check, it’s “We’ll pay your normal salary and you can do whatever until October. Then you won’t have a job.” I would be surprised if 1% of the workforce took this
Why is this an "offer for morons?" If you have skills (general "you," I know you specifically have a lot of marketable skills), you can get another job and double dip on that sweet, sweet government teat for EIGHT MONTHS.

I have a lot of personal loyalty to my current organization and my current boss, but I would totally take that offer* and jump over to the private sector and laugh all the way to the bank.



*if I were eligible for it, which apparently I'm not
 
I have a lot of personal loyalty to my current organization and my current boss, but I would totally take that offer* and jump over to the private sector and laugh all the way to the bank.

We have a number of people looking at that possibility. Take the offer, early "retirement", return as a contractor to do the exact job for 30k+ a year more. Guys could slide in around 60k a year more with the right company.
 
I heard on a podcast today that something like only 6% of federal workers are in the office fulltime.

Fulltime is only 40 hours a week.

That percentage sounds low to me and I haven't fact-checked it yet. But if it's anything close to that, then yeah, we need to make some big changes.
 
Why is this an "offer for morons?" If you have skills (general "you," I know you specifically have a lot of marketable skills), you can get another job and double dip on that sweet, sweet government teat for EIGHT MONTHS.

I have a lot of personal loyalty to my current organization and my current boss, but I would totally take that offer* and jump over to the private sector and laugh all the way to the bank.



*if I were eligible for it, which apparently I'm not

I can think of a few reasons. The aforementioned lack of a fully funded budget is a big one.

A second one is that, despite Elon saying we can take second jobs, that's not what the offical communication from OPM states. The email specifics that that your agency "will likely" allow you to take paid admin leave or reduce work hours, not that it necessarily will.

Third one is there's still some weirdness around the process/assurance of this. If I reply with my resignation but then find out they actually can't pay me for 8 months, am I allowed to rescind it or does my agency process me out immediately?

I'm not eligible anyways, but there's to many unknowns for me to have a warm and fuzzy even if i was. I can think of only two types of employees who would take this; those who will reach/are past the minimum retirement age/service before 30SEP, and those who are already looking to leave the feds for private sector.

ETA: I can think of a third type, which is those on a remote status who cannot/won't return to office. Not sure how many of them will drop out, especially if some agencies offer relocation assistance.
 
I heard on a podcast today that something like only 6% of federal workers are in the office fulltime.

Fulltime is only 40 hours a week.

That percentage sounds low to me and I haven't fact-checked it yet. But if it's anything close to that, then yeah, we need to make some big changes.

I go in three days a week, telework 2, and every single deadline I've missed is because my remote site can't deliver on time. And those guys? 40+ hours a week on site.
 
I heard on a podcast today that something like only 6% of federal workers are in the office fulltime.

Fulltime is only 40 hours a week.

That percentage sounds low to me and I haven't fact-checked it yet. But if it's anything close to that, then yeah, we need to
The 6% number is based on a "self-reported survey" of ~6k people who get on Fed News Network.

OMB had 54% full time in office.

From the article:
The I-Team traced the 6% number to a report Sen. Joni Ernst, Department of Government Efficiency caucus leader, published last month called “Out of Office.” Tucked in the footnotes, the I-Team found she got the figure from a “non-scientific” survey of workers done last spring by Federal News Network.

According to the outlet, it received about 6,300 responses from people who “self-reported information to verify their status as current federal employees.” Of those respondents, 6% said they work “entirely in-person,” while 64% said they worked a hybrid schedule.

Exact data on how many federal employees go to the office is hard to find.

A study last year from the Office of Management and Budget, however, reports that of the 2.28 million civilians working for the federal government, 54% work fully on site.

Of those who had permission to telework, they spent about 61% of their time in the office.
 

These bought and paid for shills in the military media complex really need to go away. Does he not understand how shitty the Army was under the DEI hires of Fanning and Wormuth? Like the morale change from McHugh to Fanning was overnight bad.

I heard on a podcast today that something like only 6% of federal workers are in the office fulltime.

Fulltime is only 40 hours a week.

That percentage sounds low to me and I haven't fact-checked it yet. But if it's anything close to that, then yeah, we need to make some big changes.

Well COVID changed everything for a lot of companies. The fact that the .gov didn't do what Silicon Valley did which was reduce pay to geographic areas of relocation for people who wouldn't return to SF, SV, or NY is wild. But Federal Agencies have unions and no leadership.

That's a nice salary you have there, would be rough is something happened to it.
 
Well COVID changed everything for a lot of companies. The fact that the .gov didn't do what Silicon Valley did which was reduce pay to geographic areas of relocation for people who wouldn't return to SF, SV, or NY is wild. But Federal Agencies have unions and no leadership.

Locality pay is based on the city where your home/remote worksite is. I'd say 99% of people being paid otherwise are commiting fraud.

That 1% of remote workers are people that work for something like the State Department and have special authorizations for their payband.
 
I guess I work around the wrong crowd because they aren't what you describe. As always, you're smarter and have all of the answers.

Nah, I'm just a dude getting stiffed by the price of eggs. ;-)

The yolks must flow.
Locality pay is based on the city where your home/remote worksite is. I'd say 99% of people being paid otherwise are commiting fraud.

That 1% of remote workers are people that work for something like the State Department and have special authorizations for their payband.
Call me provincial, but how much fraud is committed by Federal Workers at any time?

How much fraud is committed by the Federal Govt at any time? In between sponsoring drag shows in Peru and shipping condoms to Gaza. :ROFLMAO:
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Figured I'd post this. It's the memorandum. From my brief look through, it seems pretty generous.

https://www.opm.gov/media/cbklseim/opm-guidance-memo-re-deferred-resignation-program-1-28-2025.pdf

Original Guidance:
Fork in the Road

Fork in the Road
Frequently Asked Questions

Below is the email that was sent to federal employees on January 28, 2025 presenting a deferred resignation offer. If you did not respond to that email and wish to accept the deferred resignation offer, you may do so by following these steps.

1) Send an email to hr@opm.gov from your government account. Only an email from your .gov or .mil account will be accepted.
2) Type the word "Resign" into the "Subject" line of the email. Hit "Send".
Deferred Resignation Email to Federal Employees
January 28, 2025

During the first week of his administration, President Trump issued a number of directives concerning the federal workforce. Among those directives, the President required that employees return to in-person work, restored accountability for employees who have policy-making authority, restored accountability for senior career executives, and reformed the federal hiring process to focus on merit. As a result of the above orders, the reform of the federal workforce will be significant.

The reformed federal workforce will be built around four pillars:

1) Return to Office: The substantial majority of federal employees who have been working remotely since Covid will be required to return to their physical offices five days a week. Going forward, we also expect our physical offices to undergo meaningful consolidation and divestitures, potentially resulting in physical office relocations for a number of federal workers.

2) Performance culture: The federal workforce should be comprised of the best America has to offer. We will insist on excellence at every level — our performance standards will be updated to reward and promote those that exceed expectations and address in a fair and open way those who do not meet the high standards which the taxpayers of this country have a right to demand.

3) More streamlined and flexible workforce: While a few agencies and even branches of the military are likely to see increases in the size of their workforce, the majority of federal agencies are likely to be downsized through restructurings, realignments, and reductions in force. These actions are likely to include the use of furloughs and the reclassification to at-will status for a substantial number of federal employees.

4) Enhanced standards of conduct: The federal workforce should be comprised of employees who are reliable, loyal, trustworthy, and who strive for excellence in their daily work. Employees will be subject to enhanced standards of suitability and conduct as we move forward. Employees who engage in unlawful behavior or other misconduct will be prioritized for appropriate investigation and discipline, including termination.

Each of the pillars outlined above will be pursued in accordance with applicable law, consistent with your agency's policies, and to the extent permitted under relevant collective-bargaining agreements.

If you choose to remain in your current position, we thank you for your renewed focus on serving the American people to the best of your abilities and look forward to working together as part of an improved federal workforce. At this time, we cannot give you full assurance regarding the certainty of your position or agency but should your position be eliminated you will be treated with dignity and will be afforded the protections in place for such positions.

If you choose not to continue in your current role in the federal workforce, we thank you for your service to your country and you will be provided with a dignified, fair departure from the federal government utilizing a deferred resignation program. This program begins effective January 28 and is available to all federal employees until February 6. If you resign under this program, you will retain all pay and benefits regardless of your daily workload and will be exempted from all applicable in-person work requirements until September 30, 2025 (or earlier if you choose to accelerate your resignation for any reason). The details of this separation plan can be found below.

Whichever path you choose, we thank you for your service to The United States of America.


*********************************************************************


Upon review of the below deferred resignation letter, if you wish to resign:


1) Select “Reply” to this email. You must reply from your government account. A reply from an account other than your .gov or .mil account will not be accepted.
2) Type the word “Resign” into the body of this reply email. Hit “Send”.


THE LAST DAY TO ACCEPT THE DEFERRED RESIGNATION PROGRAM IS FEBRUARY 6, 2025.

Deferred resignation is available to all full-time federal employees except for military personnel of the armed forces, employees of the U.S. Postal Service, those in positions related to immigration enforcement and national security, and those in any other positions specifically excluded by your employing agency.


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DEFERRED RESIGNATION LETTER

January 28, 2025

Please accept this letter as my formal resignation from employment with my employing agency, effective September 30, 2025. I understand that I have the right to accelerate, but not extend, my resignation date if I wish to take advantage of the deferred resignation program. I also understand that if I am (or become) eligible for early or normal retirement before my resignation date, that I retain the right to elect early or normal retirement (once eligible) at any point prior to my resignation date.

Given my impending resignation, I understand I will be exempt from any “Return to Office” requirements pursuant to recent directives and that I will maintain my current compensation and retain all existing benefits (including but not limited to retirement accruals) until my final resignation date.

I am certain of my decision to resign and my choice to resign is fully voluntary. I understand my employing agency will likely make adjustments in response to my resignation including moving, eliminating, consolidating, reassigning my position and tasks, reducing my official duties, and/or placing me on paid administrative leave until my resignation date.

I am committed to ensuring a smooth transition during my remaining time at my employing agency. Accordingly, I will assist my employing agency with completing reasonable and customary tasks and processes to facilitate my departure.

I understand that my acceptance of this offer will be sent to the Office of Personnel Management (“OPM”) which will then share it with my agency employer. I hereby consent to OPM receiving, reviewing, and forwarding my acceptance.

Upon submission of your resignation, you will receive a confirmation email acknowledging receipt of your email. Any replies to this email shall be for the exclusive use of accepting the deferred resignation letter. Any other replies to this email will not be reviewed, forwarded, or retained other than as required by applicable federal records laws.

Once your resignation is validly sent and received, the human resources department of your employing agency will contact you to complete additional documentation, if any.

OPM is authorized to send this email under Executive Order 9830 and 5 U.S.C. §§ 301, 1103, 1104, 2951, 3301, 6504, 8347, and 8461. OPM intends to use your response to assist in federal workforce reorganization efforts in conjunction with employing agencies. See 88 Fed. Reg. 56058; 80 Fed. Reg. 72455 (listing routine uses). Response to this email is voluntary. Although you must respond to take advantage of the deferred resignation offer, there is no penalty for nonresponse.
 
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6% struck me as too low. But 6,000 isn't a bad sample size for a survey.

54% fulltime still means almost half of them aren't...

I'd want to know what percentage was 100% remote. Of people teleworking, they spent ~60% in the office, which is similar to what @AWP works.

I do 75%, but I'm also on 4/10s so my math is easier.

Ultimately, I don't think telework/remote work is an issue; weak managers and the inability to hold people accountable for missed deadlines are.
 
I guess I work around the wrong crowd because they aren't what you describe. As always, you're smarter and have all of the answers.
I was a Dept of the Navy GS prior to 911. Half of the building was filled with Liberals.
I loved reminding them that our purpose was to make it easier for the Navy to kill people.
 
I heard on a podcast today that something like only 6% of federal workers are in the office fulltime.

Fulltime is only 40 hours a week.

That percentage sounds low to me and I haven't fact-checked it yet. But if it's anything close to that, then yeah, we need to make some big changes.
I’m curious as to the exact wording of the question.

In an average week, I’m in the office 100% of the time. There are some non-average weeks and if you were to ask me what percentage of my hours last year were in the office it would not be 100%.
 
My telework agreement gives me 8 hours per pay period - on the other extreme, there are folks in my directorate that I have not seen in over a year. Hails, farewells, LPD events, ceremonies, family support gatherings...
...nada

One of them was hired as a GS11 and now somehow "works from home" as a 13 - and managed to do so with the stroke of a pen...
...and my buddy is stuck doing ALL of the things that she apparently can't be bothered to show up for in person.

I reckon some people are just more equal than others.
 
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