I cant remember if I've posted this thought or not - but here is my thought on Ukraine "winning" by any measure of success - so I feel like a story is in order but first, a few caveats:
I am a home owner.
I am committed to defending my home from criminals, thugs, and ne'er do wells.
I operate under the premise that when seconds count, the cops are only minutes away.
So, here we go...
Late one night, I hear a rumbling in the other side of my home. I respond - it is my next door neighbors attempting a home invasion. They clearly seek to inflict harm on my family as they rob me of my possessions. A fight ensures; there are injuries on both sides, but I fail to repel the invaders. They make no more progress in my home, because I have them confined to the back bedroom.
I call for the police - but they never come. Oh sure, they send a car - but the cops never actually come in the house to help repel these mother fuckers. Police from adjacent counties periodically stop by to help me with firearms maintenance or a few boxes of ammo when they leave but none of these mother fuckers actually stop and help me get these fucking thugs out of my house.
I'm winning though.
I'm fucking winning.
I'm winning because everyone keeps telling me I am winning.
Now, my house is a fucking mess, I can't get an insurance adjuster to come and look at the damage until these cocksuckers leave, and my kids are fucking terrified that something will happen to them in the middle of the night.
...but I'm winning
These assholes in the back of my house are busting holes in the wall, they leave the lights on 24 hours a day, they run the heating and A/C on MAX day and night regardless of the temperature. My electric bill is sky high and these fuckers wont leave. It's cool though - because tons of folks are rooting for me - and lots of my neighbors are giving me money to pay my electric bills - in fact, the money coming in seems like it is higher than the cost of my electric bills.
So, yeah, I'm still winning.
The other day these pricks busted a water pipe so now I have water damage and its probably going to get worse. It's cool though because one of my neighbors is a plumber and he has promised to give me a great deal when I am ready to fix the busted pipes. I've got roofers, and drywall folks and landscapers and even a pretty good electrician living in the area. So again, I feel like I am winning because they have ALL promised to give me a great deal rebuilding my house...
...just as soon as I get these mother fuckers to leave.
They tried to expand their control from the back bedroom to include the guest room, but I caught them in the hallway and forced them back into the back bedroom.
It was a big win for me and the family. A few of the neighbors were so tickled at my big win that they gave me a few more boxes of ammo, one of them gave me a new vacuum cleaner, and another made me a delicious pan of lasagna - and I fucking LOVE lasagna because lasagna tastes like winning.
There is no end to this in site - but some of my neighbors have been negotiating an agreement. I'm not sure how it will turn out because they didn't actually invite the sonsabitches that took over the back bedroom of my house. Who cares though - I'm winning so mother fucking big right now that I think I'm going to use some of this extra cash they gave me for paying my electric bills to go buy myself a nice big solid gold "Home Invasion Champion" trophy to put on my mantle...
Now, lets not forget our hashtag 'stand with Ukraine' campaigns - and lets not forget to replace our social media avatars with that little blue and yellow flag square that shows how much we care.
Most of all, lets keep making excuses for our current governments ability to piss away our national treasure in a way that will exponentially grow their net worth while driving the rest of our nation into the poor house.
Besides, the poors are only really good for manual labor when you cant afford robots and AI
This story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this story are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, Baltic region land wars, global money laundering, or war profiteering is intended or No person or entity associated with this story has actually received taxpayer money payment or promises of being paid for services using taxpayer money nor was the author gifted with a pan of lasagna.