Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

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amlove21 said:
Oh holy shit.

Uhhhhh- I’m gonna let you guys find this one for yourself but if the reports I am seeing are even sort of true…

The October surprise du jour involves a teacher, a gay bar, a male student, a sleepover… and the nickname “Touchdown Timmy”.

As always, go look for yourself, I’m just pointing you in the direction.

Also, the NY fraud case getting blown up and getting ZERO attention has been wild.
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What's going on with the NY fraud case?
 
Box said:
Thing that has always fascinated me about partisan polyticks is just HOW FAR one side will go to show how completely fucked up their opponent is while almost daring you to question the colossal fuckedupedness that they are displaying right in front of your face.

Partisan Candidate for Elected Office: my fellow Americans (picks nose up to second knuckle) my opponent wants to raise your taxes (looks at the booger) my opponent is a repugnant, ill mannered turd burglar (eats the booger) and my opponent is an existential threat to our democracy...

Equally confusing is how many aMEricans are EXACTLY like me:
...aaaah fuck it. My candidate is a mother fucking nitwit, but ANYTHING is better to me than voting for the nose picking booger eating moron from the opposition party.

Hardly anyone ever sits down and talks about what they intend to do, how they intend to do it, and why they think it is the best way forward. Instead, they just throw their own shit at everyone from the opposition - its like watching a band of howler monkeys or chimpanzees throwing shit at people in the zoo.
Oddly enough, is not actually all that common for them to throw shit at each other in the wild - it's typically only observed in captive populations...
...sort of like a politician in front of a camera

On second thought - maybe it DOES make sense - and politicians are all really just a bunch of fucking chimps.

Maybe I'm just not watching enough left wing news to get to the real truth.
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So I'm voting for a Democrat for one of the local offices around here, after going 10 rounds with my wife...because she would tell me things I'd just stick to my guns because many of the Democrats around here are the polar extreme of the Republicans. Like Katie Hobbs is a full on racist, she lost two different civil trials over the wrongful firing of a black attorney when she was in the statehouse. Like the court found her a racist essentially. Yet Katie Hobbs is all about drag queen library readings and furries. I shit you not. But my wife has to deal with the psycho republicans who just scream stupid shit at important meetings. The Democrats never show up to voice their concerns because they don't have to, the Republican party in this state is a freaking mess because of the McCain family. Like we are so effed right now.

Ooh-Rah said:
Not saying it’s not possible or plausible, but that man has been through some pretty hard-core elections here in Minnesota, if that accusation were even remotely true, it is unimaginable to me that it would not have been discovered by now.
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Fam, when you are protected you are protected. But at a certain point...you piss off the wrong one or too many, they speak out about you. But first there might be a closure of ranks to discredit the accuser. See Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein, people know about them, but it took a lot to get them. Now see Diddy...

The Democratic machine is great at protecting their anointed ones, the Republicans are not. I wouldn't even say Kavanaugh was anointed, but they brought some random chick out to go after him during his confirmation hearing, someone he never met, but now she gets fame for being his accuser, writes a book, etc.

ETA: Timmy cheers on the fact that non of his students ever got an Ivy League education, since when did that become a thing? Back when were kids our teachers would put those pupils that achieved acceptance at an Ivy on a pedestal.
 
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Blizzard said:
He carried weapons of war, in war...

And he's the only goober I've ever seen wear chaps in the field in Minnesota.

This video is sure to impress young male voters....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1845207247464649063
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He only gets an eggplant emoji - mostly because it looks like he is trying to fuck that shotgun.
...he's probably just confused because he can't figure out were the refill slot is when it needs more tampons
 
Blizzard said:
This dipshit isn't doing her any favors.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1844726030121992381

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to put him on tour needs to be fired.

Your VP should be a person that can't really do any damage to your ticket. That's not Tim Walz. The more he talks, the worse it gets...and that's pretty bad, considering his running partner.

He came back to Minnesota to attend a high school football game for the school at which he was a volunteer assistant coach 10 years ago - you know, the one he always talks about as though he was the actual head coach. It'll be interesting to see what kind of receives. I highly doubt it'll be the resounding warm reception he thinks it'll be.
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When did Strahan become a real journalist? I mean, he did a good job....but just really surprised!
 
Topkick said:
The fact that you stage a hunting trip to show how "everyman" you are says alot about you. We've seen this movie before. It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the face.
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He was never wall to wall counseled before, and it shows.
 
Blizzard said:
He carried weapons of war, in war...

And he's the only goober I've ever seen wear chaps in the field in Minnesota.

This video is sure to impress young male voters....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1845207247464649063
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Timmy’s testosterone tour. 🙄 With his fancy Beretta trap gun that he can’t figure the fuck out. Hard to believe he was ever a soldier, especially a CSM.
 
amlove21 said:
Overturned. Appellate court absolutely destroyed the case so badly the lawyers *begged* not to be sanctioned in their closing remarks. Money returns to Trump. That’s the short of it.
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I can’t find that it was overturned. Or are you projecting?
 
amlove21 said:
Overturned. Appellate court absolutely destroyed the case so badly the lawyers *begged* not to be sanctioned in their closing remarks. Money returns to Trump. That’s the short of it.
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Interesting.
Not challenging you, but nothing shows up on Google.
I'll try DUCK, DUCK, GO and see what their search results show.
 
DA SWO said:
Interesting.
Not challenging you, but nothing shows up on Google.
I'll try DUCK, DUCK, GO and see what their search results show.
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Don't use duck duck go. Get a VPN, use Brave through the VPN. Solves 90% of your issues without going TOR or dark.

Gunz said:
I can’t find that it was overturned. Or are you projecting?
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I'm projecting deez nuts. If you can't find it, it doesn't mean it's not so; it means you're a bad looker.

$500 Million Fraud Judgement Against Trump Called "Troubling" by New York Appeals Judge
Appeals Court Questions Trump’s ‘Troubling’ $450 Million Fine In Civil Fraud Case
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/26/trump-civil-fraud-appeal-oral-arguments-00181339
Joseph D. McBride, Esq. on Instagram: "UPDATE: NY Appellate Court Destroys Democrat Prosecutors in Trump Fraud Case."

This all took me about 2 seconds on an airplane, fellas. Let's hone those google skills.
 
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