Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

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That SS dude was sweating his ass off for a hot min...

Look like they've been informed not to get close enough to look like they're propping him up, because when the President came off that last stair I could see dude's suit jump hoping he didn't fall and die.
 
Why would Jill give up her power?
I'll be honest, I don't think Jill is smart enough to be running things. She might be telling Joe to stay in to protect the family, but I think his cabinet and people behind them have been running things for a while. Something akin to a schism within the DNC?
 
I'll be honest, I don't think Jill is smart enough to be running things. She might be telling Joe to stay in to protect the family, but I think his cabinet and people behind them have been running things for a while. Something akin to a schism within the DNC?
Obama is running the show, and will be in charge when Kamala is POTUS too!
 
Obama is running the show, and will be in charge when Kamala is POTUS too!
Not gonna argue there. That dude is definitely behind the scenes pulling strings. Given all the weird shit and people he's connected to I kinda wonder who initially pulled his strings. DC is a crazy incestuous place.

Fuck... I really wish I could find that leaked pic I posted of him, wearing a silver sequined robe and half horn mask at one of those weird occult parties.
 
Jill's managing Joe while the Establishment runs the country.

Obama, Jill, and Joe:
INT. OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT


PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN enters, followed closely by a SECRET SERVICE AGENT.


BIDEN: (frustrated) Your attacks on Trump didn’t work, Jill. Now you’ve got me running around the country campaigning with no ice cream, 24 hours a day. Tell me, how exactly does that help me win the election?


JILL BIDEN stands near the desk, looking at the SECRET SERVICE AGENT.


JILL: (calmly) Leave us.


BIDEN: (firmly) No, stay. I’m in charge.


JILL places a hand casually on BIDEN's shoulder.


JILL: Do you feel in charge?


The SECRET SERVICE AGENT glances at BIDEN, then quickly exits the room.


BIDEN: (trying to assert himself) I’m the President of the United States.


JILL: (calmly, as BIDEN looks scared) And this gives you power over me?


JILL: Your position and connections have been important to us until now.


BIDEN: (terrified, whispering) What are you?


JILL: I’m America’s true president.


BIDEN: (horrified) You’re a monster.


JILL: A necessary monster.


JILL begins to choke BIDEN, her face calm and determined.
 
Because it’s a picture of a dude named Michel Madie. He’s a real estate agent
Hmm, odd that a picture of "him" was released alongside other pictures of men preening over infant children.

I was right not trust you.
 
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There are enough legitimate reasons to dislike Obama. You don’t have to make things up!
My dear sir, I call shenanigans. Especially after the Podesta emails dropped and the DC beltways fondness for "Pizza" and "Hot Dogs" at their sordid little soriee's was exposed.

As for making things up, you of all people should know why no one trusts the beltway. "Mostly peaceful protests" and all ;-).

Add on: Apologies for the add on edit. My brain keeps tarding out on me. :ROFLMAO:
 
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That looks like a normal Friday night in the barracks to me. ;)
I can confirm this....

Wait, what?
*Opens door*
Uh... guys?
*Slowly closes door*

furry party GIF


Also, meet the new Deep State. With 90% less Israeli influence! :ROFLMAO:
* lint roller not included *
 
@Salt USMC

Wanted to add. DC is a sick place and the people behind the puppet are beyond salvation. Below are the dudes that said nothing was going in DC and that Pizza Gate was bullshit. Given Obama's ties to the Podesta's and the current admin that man is definitely complicit.

One is happenstance, twice is coincidence, thrice is enemy action.
Ex-Ars Technica tech reporter Peter Bright convicted of soliciting minors for sex
John Podesta's Friend, Who 'Debunked' Pizzagate, Arrested for Child Rape | EUTimes.NET ⚡ Hidden Story ⚡
Ex-network investigative journalist pleads guilty to child sexual abuse material charges

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Lest we forget.
 
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