Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread

[Devildoc]

Biden could invoke it himself...

I'm not sure he can. He could just resign.

Edited: He could to temporarily pass powers to the vice president if he has temporary incapacity. But his issues aren't temporary, so I don't think Congress would buy it. He either needs to resign, or Congress would implement 25A to remove him from power for the next hundred days or whatever.

 

[DA SWO]

Does he make it to January?

His health is getting worse, and at least 3 states won't remove him from the ballot.
Him resigning would allow Kamala to replace him.

 

[The Quartermaster]

Been an interesting dumpster fire with surprise accelerants being found along the way.

 

[AWP]

Does he make it to January?

We're down to 98/99 days before the election? If he shuffles off this mortal coil within about 45 days, give or take a few, how many votes is that worth to Kammy Cakes? People will get caught up in the emotion of it all.

 

[ThunderHorse]

Biden could invoke it himself...

Why would Jill give up her power?

 

[Muppet]

Beitrag von OFF TOPIC SHOW

So, our country is akin to Venezuela, check....

 

[Blizzard]

Oh my...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819364382511350258

 

[Jaknight]

Oh my...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819364382511350258

Wow

 

[AWP]

As clear headed and sharp as ever.

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

That SS dude was sweating his ass off for a hot min...

Look like they've been informed not to get close enough to look like they're propping him up, because when the President came off that last stair I could see dude's suit jump hoping he didn't fall and die.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Why would Jill give up her power?

I'll be honest, I don't think Jill is smart enough to be running things. She might be telling Joe to stay in to protect the family, but I think his cabinet and people behind them have been running things for a while. Something akin to a schism within the DNC?

 

[DA SWO]

I'll be honest, I don't think Jill is smart enough to be running things. She might be telling Joe to stay in to protect the family, but I think his cabinet and people behind them have been running things for a while. Something akin to a schism within the DNC?

Obama is running the show, and will be in charge when Kamala is POTUS too!

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Obama is running the show, and will be in charge when Kamala is POTUS too!

Not gonna argue there. That dude is definitely behind the scenes pulling strings. Given all the weird shit and people he's connected to I kinda wonder who initially pulled his strings. DC is a crazy incestuous place.

Fuck... I really wish I could find that leaked pic I posted of him, wearing a silver sequined robe and half horn mask at one of those weird occult parties.

 

[AWP]

Jill's managing Joe while the Establishment runs the country.

Obama, Jill, and Joe:

 

[Muppet]

Beitrag von Collapse N Protect

 

[Jaknight]

Jill's managing Joe while the Establishment runs the country.

Obama, Jill, and Joe:

INT. OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT


PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN enters, followed closely by a SECRET SERVICE AGENT.


BIDEN: (frustrated) Your attacks on Trump didn’t work, Jill. Now you’ve got me running around the country campaigning with no ice cream, 24 hours a day. Tell me, how exactly does that help me win the election?


JILL BIDEN stands near the desk, looking at the SECRET SERVICE AGENT.


JILL: (calmly) Leave us.


BIDEN: (firmly) No, stay. I’m in charge.


JILL places a hand casually on BIDEN's shoulder.


JILL: Do you feel in charge?


The SECRET SERVICE AGENT glances at BIDEN, then quickly exits the room.


BIDEN: (trying to assert himself) I’m the President of the United States.


JILL: (calmly, as BIDEN looks scared) And this gives you power over me?


JILL: Your position and connections have been important to us until now.


BIDEN: (terrified, whispering) What are you?


JILL: I’m America’s true president.


BIDEN: (horrified) You’re a monster.


JILL: A necessary monster.


JILL begins to choke BIDEN, her face calm and determined.

 

[Marauder06]

I read this headline and I thought it was satire.

A one-term president forced out by his own party goes up on Mount Rushmore? "Top of his game," Rep. Pelosi says.

Nancy Pelosi suggests adding Biden to Mount Rushmore: 'Such a consequential president'

 

[Salt USMC]

Fuck... I really wish I could find that leaked pic I posted of him, wearing a silver sequined robe and half horn mask at one of those weird occult parties.

You talkin about this one?

 

[R.Caerbannog]

You talkin about this one?
View attachment 45439

That's the one. There is text missing, maybe. There were more images relating to the Podesta Pizza Gate leaks.

Why you being so nice all the sudden?

 

[Salt USMC]

Because it’s a picture of a dude named Michel Madie. He’s a real estate agent