Your 2024 Presidential Election Thread
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Jaknight
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Wow
That SS dude was sweating his ass off for a hot min...
Look like they've been informed not to get close enough to look like they're propping him up, because when the President came off that last stair I could see dude's suit jump hoping he didn't fall and die.
Look like they've been informed not to get close enough to look like they're propping him up, because when the President came off that last stair I could see dude's suit jump hoping he didn't fall and die.
R.Caerbannog
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I'll be honest, I don't think Jill is smart enough to be running things. She might be telling Joe to stay in to protect the family, but I think his cabinet and people behind them have been running things for a while. Something akin to a schism within the DNC?
Obama is running the show, and will be in charge when Kamala is POTUS too!
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Not gonna argue there. That dude is definitely behind the scenes pulling strings. Given all the weird shit and people he's connected to I kinda wonder who initially pulled his strings. DC is a crazy incestuous place.
Fuck... I really wish I could find that leaked pic I posted of him, wearing a silver sequined robe and half horn mask at one of those weird occult parties.
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INT. OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN enters, followed closely by a SECRET SERVICE AGENT.
BIDEN: (frustrated) Your attacks on Trump didn’t work, Jill. Now you’ve got me running around the country campaigning with no ice cream, 24 hours a day. Tell me, how exactly does that help me win the election?
JILL BIDEN stands near the desk, looking at the SECRET SERVICE AGENT.
JILL: (calmly) Leave us.
BIDEN: (firmly) No, stay. I’m in charge.
JILL places a hand casually on BIDEN's shoulder.
JILL: Do you feel in charge?
The SECRET SERVICE AGENT glances at BIDEN, then quickly exits the room.
BIDEN: (trying to assert himself) I’m the President of the United States.
JILL: (calmly, as BIDEN looks scared) And this gives you power over me?
JILL: Your position and connections have been important to us until now.
BIDEN: (terrified, whispering) What are you?
JILL: I’m America’s true president.
BIDEN: (horrified) You’re a monster.
JILL: A necessary monster.
JILL begins to choke BIDEN, her face calm and determined.
I read this headline and I thought it was satire.
A one-term president forced out by his own party goes up on Mount Rushmore? "Top of his game," Rep. Pelosi says.
Nancy Pelosi suggests adding Biden to Mount Rushmore: 'Such a consequential president'
A one-term president forced out by his own party goes up on Mount Rushmore? "Top of his game," Rep. Pelosi says.
Nancy Pelosi suggests adding Biden to Mount Rushmore: 'Such a consequential president'
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That's the one. There is text missing, maybe. There were more images relating to the Podesta Pizza Gate leaks.
Why you being so nice all the sudden?
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Hmm, odd that a picture of "him" was released alongside other pictures of men preening over infant children.
I was right not trust you.
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There are enough legitimate reasons to dislike Obama. You don’t have to make things up!
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My dear sir, I call shenanigans. Especially after the Podesta emails dropped and the DC beltways fondness for "Pizza" and "Hot Dogs" at their sordid little soriee's was exposed.
As for making things up, you of all people should know why no one trusts the beltway. "Mostly peaceful protests" and all
.Add on: Apologies for the add on edit. My brain keeps tarding out on me.
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That looks like a normal Friday night in the barracks to me. ;)
