Super Sweet Movie Discussion Thread

I haven't seen the new Mission Impossible movie yet but I will, in spite of how goofy Tom Cruise's connection to Scientology may be.

Movie Trailer?

Who needs a fucking movie trailer when you can run a few second spot showing that the star of the movie jumped a fucking motorcycle off a cliff - so he could base jump - and swoop the mother fucking landing?
WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK.

I've got to steal AWP's line -
"Smoking Jesus titty cinnamon"
- I want to have Tom Cruises fucking babies !!!
 
Devildoc said:
I am expecting an epic extravaganza with simply brilliant visuals. And nothing to do with actual history. But that's OK if it's entertaining. I am looking for a good movie, not a documentary.
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Yeah some people immediately got vocal about historical inaccuracies, like with the frozen pond. Presumably depicting "that" moment at Austerlitz. But I'm with you. My only real gripe is that by the looks of it, they are shoving all major events into the flick. For once, I wished this was instead a trilogy/duology or another mini-series. But maybe it blows everyone away with what it is. Let's see.
 
Box said:
Who needs a fucking movie trailer when you can run a few second spot showing that the star of the movie jumped a fucking motorcycle off a cliff - so he could base jump - and swoop the mother fucking landing?
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I saw it last night, the landing was interesting.

Tom Cruise runs really fast. That's always fun.

I really need to go back and watch MI2-6 and catch up on the full story line.
 
Box said:
Who needs a fucking movie trailer when you can run a few second spot showing that the star of the movie jumped a fucking motorcycle off a cliff - so he could base jump - and swoop the mother fucking landing?
WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK.
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Tom Cruise always doing his own stunts...which begs the question: Where do Scientologists go when they die?
 
Gunz said:
Tom Cruise always doing his own stunts...which begs the question: Where do Scientologists go when they die?
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Bro - do you even WATCH South Park? They are born again into another 'meat body'
C'mon man - you're better than this. The only reason they even recognized Stan Marsh as the reincarnation of L. Ron was because of his amazingly high thetan levels...

Thomas Cruise Mapother the Mother Fucking Forth has thetans oozing from his every pore - he is an immortal spiritual being and his earthly meat body will not be compromised until he is ready to sacrifice it for the betterment of our generation.

Sometimes, he's just gotta say, "What the fuck"
When its time to throw the switch on and off - he never forgets "Off"
He makes guys offers they can't refuse
He's got the goodies
He wants to see the money...
...and he WANTS THE TRUTH
When he feels the need for speed, he goes out and he gets him some mother fucking speed
If there is a stunt that needs to be destroyed, he destroys it. Possibly with dynamite.
...he completes us !!!

Where will Tom Cruise go when he dies?
The box office bitches - he's going straight to the box office.





That is all.
 
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Kraut783 said:
Couple of things...

About two hours away from seeing the current Mission Impossible movie...will advise.

Wife and I are half way through the Diplomat...hellava entertaining show...some great characters.
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Really really enjoyed Mission Impossible, it was very entertaining and great action, looking forward to part two next year.
 

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