Tom Cruise always doing his own stunts...which begs the question: Where do Scientologists go when they die?
Bro - do you even WATCH South Park? They are born again into another 'meat body'
C'mon man - you're better than this. The only reason they even recognized Stan Marsh as the reincarnation of
L. Ron was because of his amazingly high thetan levels...
Thomas Cruise Mapother the Mother Fucking Forth has thetans oozing from his every pore - he is an immortal spiritual being and his earthly meat body will not be compromised until he is ready to sacrifice it for the betterment of our generation.
Sometimes, he's just gotta say, "What the fuck"
When its time to throw the switch on and off - he never forgets "Off"
He makes guys offers they can't refuse
He's got the goodies
He wants to see the money...
...and he WANTS THE TRUTH
When he feels the need for speed, he goes out and he gets him some mother fucking speed
If there is a stunt that needs to be destroyed, he destroys it. Possibly with dynamite.
...he completes us !!!
Where will Tom Cruise go when he dies?
The box office bitches - he's going straight to the box office.
That is all.