Other than myself, of course, you and @amlove21 are some of the top smack talkers on the board. But long years of admin-ing have left you dull, weak. No longer up to the task of talking smack. Instead, you are content to let a gay panda bear be your voice. Shrill. Cracking. Shriveled. Impotent. Just like the man himself. A shell of what you once were. Now you're a myth; an old wives tale told to spook newbs.
"Don't piss off AWP, he'll call the Stukas!"
"AWP? What, or who, is that? And a Stuka? Isn't that some kind of roof or something?"
Sad.
I saw sparks of your former glory in one man: DasBoot. He had the fire, the flavor, that was Freefalling. You lost your mojo when you set aside the Free and became the AWP.
Time for a new generation to wear the crown.
"Don't piss off AWP, he'll call the Stukas!"
"AWP? What, or who, is that? And a Stuka? Isn't that some kind of roof or something?"
Sad.
I saw sparks of your former glory in one man: DasBoot. He had the fire, the flavor, that was Freefalling. You lost your mojo when you set aside the Free and became the AWP.
Time for a new generation to wear the crown.
There, I dropped a smilie so you wouldn't think my last statement is a compliment. 
