Ballistic Missile Warning in Hawai'i due to negligence in a shift change...

[Ooh-Rah]

 

[Gunz]

.. just have a beer and a wank and wait for it.

That's me on a normal day.

 

[Topkick]

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Reminds me of a scene from Austin Powers.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

 

[Red Flag 1]

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[Marauder06]

Well, I'm PCSing to Hawaii this summer. The good news is, it looks like there's at least one new job opening. And I'm pretty sure I can do "don't press this button" with the best of them. :)

 

[Muppet]

 

[Ooh-Rah]

^^^^^^^^^^^^
@Muppet - WINNER!

 

[CDG]

 

[DA SWO]

Well, I'm PCSing to Hawaii this summer. The good news is, it looks like there's at least one new job opening. And I'm pretty sure I can do "don't press this button" with the best of them. :)

25th ID? or USARPAC?

 

[Marauder06]

USARPAC

 

[racing_kitty]

USARPAC

The NEX at Pearl is amazing. It looks more like Neiman Marcus than a NEX.

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If you’re gonna die, then at least enjoy a last meal fit for a king.

 

[policemedic]

Well, I'm PCSing to Hawaii this summer. The good news is, it looks like there's at least one new job opening. And I'm pretty sure I can do "don't press this button" with the best of them. :)

Sweet. Get your longboard on while you’re there.

 

[AWP]

I'm still trying to figure out what shift change process involves the nuclear option.

(pilot A to pilot B): Maintain 270. (pilot B): Roger, crashing the plane.

(The firehouse): "Quiet night boys, don't forget to wash the truck." "Got it, burn down the station."

 

[digrar]

The Person Who Sent Hawaii's False Missile Alert Has Been Reassigned

 

[medicchick]

 

[BloodStripe]

Spoiler: NSFW

Pornhub has released Hawaii's viewing graph during the missle alert.Hawaii on Alert – Pornhub Insights

Mods, feel free to delete if so desired. Nothing is actually NSFW other than the website.

 

[Marauder06]

A short read on how EMPs work. Particularly interesting given the false alarm in Hawaii.

The Electromagnetic Pulse

, or EMP, has something of a mythical status in science fiction as the all powerful killer of anything and everything electronic. Every so often, some politician or news agency reads a book or watches a show where the bad guys detonate an EMP over America, and the resulting blackout results in the apocalypse.

Like most myths, however, a grain of truth has been buried under heaping mounds of horse crap. Given the tensions with North Korea, and that whole “oops did I just accidentally send out a false incoming missile warning to the entire state of Hawaii” incident, I figure it’s a good idea to take a look at EMPs to understand what, exactly, would happen if the Hermit Kingdom somehow manages to set one off over the US.

 

[Gunz]

I think if I got that I'd just have a beer and a wank and wait for it.

And this applies to every day life. Because we're always waiting for something. Dinner. Death. Game of Thrones.

 

[Gunz]

Spoiler: NSFW

Pornhub has released Hawaii's viewing graph during the missle alert.Hawaii on Alert – Pornhub Insights

Mods, feel free to delete if so desired. Nothing is actually NSFW other than the website.

The porn industry apparently drives internet tech innovation and capabilities because of its prevalence. At least that's what I've heard. The above does not surprise me. Hawaii is full of wankers.