General Mattis is our new SECDEF

[Gunz]

...when was the last time you saw a memo on anything start like that?

When was the last time we had a guy nicknamed "Mad Dog" in charge of the DoD?

 

[Ooh-Rah]

My god I love this man...

Defense Secretary Mattis tells sailors ‘you’re not some pu–y sitting on the sidelines’ | American Military News

 

[SpitfireV]

I'd like to present a trade, if you will. General Mattis for Prince Charles. He will assume all responsibilities and eventually be King.

 

[Kaldak]

I'd like to present a trade, if you will. General Mattis for Prince Charles. He will assume all responsibilities and eventually be King.

And give up a national treasure?

Trade deeeclined!

 

[Dame]

I'd like to present a trade, if you will. General Mattis for Prince Charles. He will assume all responsibilities and eventually be King.

:-/ Back off Kiwi. He's ours!

 

[SpitfireV]

Ok I'll throw in William + family too. Harry is off the table.

 

[Frank S.]

Ok I'll throw in William + family too. Harry is off the table.

Give us Rambro and he's yours.

 

[SpitfireV]

Give us Rambro and he's yours.

No deal. He is an integral part of the "stay behind" defence system for when the Yanks come. Erm, I mean the Chinese!

 

[racing_kitty]

Ok I'll throw in William + family too. Harry is off the table.

I had to hate because Harry is probably the only guy younger than me that I'd willingly put out for in a heartbeat. He's level headed, AND an Apache pilot. Fuck yeah that's a panty dropper. No Harry? No deal. He could be in the same class as the Warrior Monk in a few years. He'd never exceed Mattis, but he'd come close.

 

[SpitfireV]

I had to hate because Harry is probably the only guy younger than me that I'd willingly put out for in a heartbeat. He's level headed, AND an Apache pilot. Fuck yeah that's a panty dropper. No Harry? No deal. He could be in the same class as the Warrior Monk in a few years. He'd never exceed Mattis, but he'd come close.

I get where you're coming from. William, though, is also a pilot and a big dick rescue pilot at that. Charles, well, he's just in the mix to get of him.

 

[racing_kitty]

I get where you're coming from. William, though, is also a pilot and a big dick rescue pilot at that. Charles, well, he's just in the mix to get of him.

I'd have to think about Wills. He's grounded, but he's also got his father's bald spot (bless his heart). Rescue pilots are pretty big dick shit, but they aren't their own gender here in the states.

 

[SpitfireV]

I'd have to think about Wills. He's grounded, but he's also got his father's bald spot (bless his heart). Rescue pilots are pretty big dick shit, but they aren't their own gender here in the states.

We'll reconvene in a few weeks.

 

[racing_kitty]

Fair enough, I'll be patient.

 

[AWP]

This is Harry's girlfriend. He wins. Hands down. Why is this a discussion, right @SpongeBob*24?

 

[Ranger Psych]

Except that Mattis would just show up in his old blues and it'd be game over single Harry.

I'd have to think about Wills. He's grounded, but he's also got his father's bald spot (bless his heart). Rescue pilots are pretty big dick shit, but they aren't their own gender here in the states.

They are.

It's called the Coast Guard.

 

[Poccington]

Prince Harry is a pimp.

Mattis would fuck him up though.

 

[RackMaster]

Ok I'll throw in William + family too. Harry is off the table.

Who gave the Hobbits any decision making power in the Commonwealth? Go back to your hamster wheel and let the grown ups talk. You're all nothing but a bunch if failed Aussies anyway. :-":-"

 

[SpitfireV]

I think I hear America Lite speaking.

 

[Totentanz]

I think I hear America Lite speaking.

says Australia Lite

 

[SpitfireV]

Woah! Canada'a arsehole can speak!