Terror attack in Russia?

[AWP]

Rumors are, 1 dude got a cell phone shoved up his arse.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
---
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) I'll arrive
You can call me any day or night
Call me
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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me, maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me, maybe

 

[Muppet]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
---
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) I'll arrive
You can call me any day or night
Call me
---
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me, maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me, maybe

You're so dreamy

 

[Gunz]

Russian troops had restraint. Why, camera?

Too bad. I've seen better old fashioned boot-stompins in bar parking lots.

 

[The Quartermaster]

Sadly - that means there are a growing number of places right here in the Democratic Peoples Republic of United North American States where you might not be able to travel because you are not allowed to defend yourself.

I'm okay with not setting foot in those places anyway. Every time I hear a mouthy breather telling me that they feel sorry for those not wanting to travel to where they live because of the food or some other straw man BS, I cannot help but laugh.

I'm not trading my freedoms for F'ing food of all things.