The 2018 Moderator Election Smack Talking Thread

[x SF med]

I forgot about Kradle and the claim of weiner licking.

Kradle just hated me because I called him on his bullshit, another guy called me 'weiner licker' because I didn't fall for his line of crap and expected him to comport himself as a human not an entitled pos.

Thanks for the tunes boss, maybe you could change up the video piece and have a cartoon WB dancing to the lousy rap.

He doesn't even follow the rules of English, despite extolling the virtues of correct English ALL THE DAMN TIME.

And to you, my Kiwi nemesis, I offer this: Politics and the English Language, George Orwell, 1946

HOLY SHIT THAT CANNOT BE REAL?! PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS REAL?!

It is so real it's surreal...

 

[policemedic]

how can he follow the less important rules of Shadowspear?

Treasonous bastige, nothing compares to the supreme awe-inspiring magnifience that is ShadowSpear (with me as a mod, of course).

#votepolicemedic #teamdonut #mycompetitorsneedviagra

 

[BloodStripe]

If you come at @DasBoot, you best not miss. The man's gotta code and y'all expect to run with the wolves come night but you spend all day sparring with puppies.

(Das, if you're going to have an Omar Little avatar, you need to bring the quotes. All in the game, yo, all in the game. I'm going to give you some random hate for your lack of vision.

Break, break...I think @Ooh-Rah is either dropping something epic or rick rolling us. His future could hang in the balance, we don't have time for a campaign lacking in trash talking.

The biggest reason for this thread being weak is due to lack of participation. One person can only troll so much before it loses its fun. This is all of waiting for this "mic drop."

 

[BloodStripe]

Says the dude (or woman idk what Sailors identify as anymore).

Never stood a day in a Navy uniform so can't say I identify as a sailor.

Don't they cut your balls out when you join the Air Force? Cav just gets a hat to keep the sun out of our eyes. And you can drink out of it.

Funny, except I'm not, nor have I ever been, in the Air Force.

All this great situational awareness around here. Now all we need is one person, like a Moderator, to ask for a picture of a Ranger's wife. Oh, wait!

Why don’t you send me a pic of what you are talking about, I’ll see if I can help!

I'm sure @Ranger Psych has some pictures to share...

 

[Ooh-Rah]

 

[arch_angel]

So are we treating 2nd LTs as Monica Lewinskyesk interns then? @arch_angel up!

I'll have you know, I look very flattering in a tight little dress. Just don't try to check out my ass too much, you'll get an eye full of ball sack swingin around.

 

[x SF med]

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It was a dark and stormy night...

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

 

[medicchick]

I thought @ShadowSpear was getting the ultimate word in here when I saw "Server is being upgraded, check back later"...

 

[ShadowSpear]

I thought @ShadowSpear was getting the ultimate word in here when I saw "Server is being upgraded, check back later"...

Naw just doing upgrades to keep people from easily hacking this thing

 

[Deleted member 2517]

To my opponents @Marauder06 and @x SF med-

And of course @NavyBuyer

 

[Deleted member 2517]

And last, most certainly least- @policemedic

 

[ShadowSpear]

At least there haven’t been any sexual assault allegations from 30 years ago. Or are you all saving that to the day prior to the vote?

 

[digrar]

Going by the competence of the campaigns so far, that will be reserved for the day after voting finishes.

 

[BloodStripe]

At least there haven’t been any sexual assault allegations from 30 years ago. Or are you all saving that to the day prior to the vote?

There's a reason why @DasBoot has a clean shaven face.

 

[BloodStripe]

...She has no butt....(mic drop)

My first act as mod, ban @DasBoot .

 

[J.]

I’ll vote for whoever starts another Shadowspear Pet Thread.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

There's a reason why @DasBoot has a clean shaven face.

One week of leave dude, one week.

 

[policemedic]

My first act as mod, ban @DasBoot .

Is he still a member here?

 

[Marauder06]

My first act as mod, ban @DasBoot .

That's like being an Army NCO and saying you're going to give someone an Article 15.