The 2018 Moderator Election Smack Talking Thread

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So far I have read lots of promises...
I have ZERO bacon
I have ZERO donuts
I have ZERO free beer
I would complain that I have not been issued my three bikini clad broads - but I'm happily married and wouldn't know what to do with them anyway.
I am very disappointed so far with the process so I will offer the following haiku

We all must vote soon
ShadowSpear election time
Moderators suck

Promises promises promises
we want action
Right on, brother!

Typical politicians; a million promises but nothing to show for it.

Time to step it up, fellas...are you men or amoeba?
 
I forgot about Kradle and the claim of weiner licking.

More importantly I forgot there are people here that don’t remember the pre-Kradle days.

Shadowspear was great then, young ones. Make SS great again! This is your election! Grab some pussy, kill some people, emulate our government!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
HOLY SHIT THAT CANNOT BE REAL?! PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS REAL?!
Son I am trying to help you. I remember back in the day when you reached out to the Admins and you asked for help to get out of the gay porn industry and become a Ranger. We gave you that support, like a brand new jock strap. But you continue to post theses very angry looking avatars. Please come to peace with your inner trans sexual soul.
 
Son I am trying to help you. I remember back in the day when you reached out to the Admins and you asked for help to get out of the gay porn industry and become a Ranger. We gave you that support, like a brand new jock strap. But you continue to post theses very angry looking avatars. Please come to peace with your inner trans sexual soul.
... who said I’m out? I’m a college E4 and Savannah is a very artsy and “open minded city”- Spotify won’t pay for itself.... also I will continue changing them as long as you fuck with them. Eventually I’ll go dirty and (not edit another man posts like you just did,again[/QUOTE]
 
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... who said I’m out? I’m a college E4 and Savannah is a very artsy and “open minded city”- Spotify won’t pay for itself.... also I will continue changing them as long as you fuck with them. Eventually I’ll go dirty and post some of my gay porn videos and basically show I am unworthy to be a moderator ..
Oh but I can change everything. You are not behind the curtain yet young man.
 
If you come at @DasBoot, you best not miss. The man's gotta code and y'all expect to run with the wolves come night but you spend all day sparring with puppies.

(Das, if you're going to have an Omar Little avatar, you need to bring the quotes. All in the game, yo, all in the game. I'm going to give you some random hate for your lack of vision.

Break, break...I think @Ooh-Rah is either dropping something epic or rick rolling us. His future could hang in the balance, we don't have time for a campaign lacking in trash talking.
 
Break, break...I think @Ooh-Rah is either dropping something epic or rick rolling us. His future could hang in the balance, we don't have time for a campaign lacking in trash talking.

Oh please...the image wasn't of the Thinker, or Iron Mike...y'know, manly shit. That image smacks of surrender, kowtowing, and all the best parts of, "How did my life end up like this? I had such a promising career as a fluffer, and now I spend my days trolling the avenue giving handies for spare change."
 
If you come at @DasBoot, you best not miss. The man's gotta code and y'all expect to run with the wolves come night but you spend all day sparring with puppies.

(Das, if you're going to have an Omar Little avatar, you need to bring the quotes. All in the game, yo, all in the game. I'm going to give you some random hate for your lack of vision.

Break, break...I think @Ooh-Rah is either dropping something epic or rick rolling us. His future could hang in the balance, we don't have time for a campaign lacking in trash talking.
I got the shotgun, you got the banhammer....

Man, ‘likes’ ain’t got no owners, only Admins...”

“Indeed.”
 
And they call me a grammar Nazi. We have just seen the birth of the grammar fascist Kiwi wanker...

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, the Hilary of Shadowpear. Do as I say, not as I do, says x SF med.

He doesn't even follow the rules of English, despite extolling the virtues of correct English ALL THE DAMN TIME. If we can't expect him to follow the rules of English, how can he follow the less important rules of Shadowspear?

For that reason, ladies, gentlemen and those Marines inbetween, vote DasBoot. DasBoot doesn't even know the rules of English so he will enforce the rules of SS with a hard eye and a hard cock.
 
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