The 2018 Moderator Election Smack Talking Thread

[policemedic]

Do you scoff at us because you could not be one of us?

Do we really want a mod who bases his biases on that which he cannot accomplish?

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Point to the Marine. Here's your reward:

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/34de2q

 

[Ranger Psych]

Do we really need to delve into your old super conservative habits and study the evolution of @Ooh-Rah into one of the main bastions of liberalism this board has to offer?

DId you shave yet? If you have, I have valuable information that may assist your bid for employment.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

DId you shave yet? If you have, I have valuable information that may assist your bid for employment.

Dude I shaved a day after that photo was taken lol no way you can get a full beard on block leave, no matter how manly you are...

 

[Ranger Psych]

Dude I shaved a day after that photo was taken lol no way you can get a full beard on block leave, no matter how manly you are...

Thank the deities.

Ooh-Rah was Supply.

 

[BloodStripe]

This thread has almost moved to page 2. Time to close it and move to a vote.

 

[Devildoc]

This thread has almost moved to page 2. Time to close it and move to a vote.

You're all a bunch of losers. They should shut down the elections for the kindergarten-level of shit-talking.

 

[policemedic]

All your votes are belong to me. Let’s just call this thing in my favor and I shall begin my reign...er, term.

 

[BloodStripe]

You're all a bunch of losers. They should shut down the elections for the kindergarten-level of shit-talking.

Shut up before I grab you by the pussy.

 

[RackMaster]

Consider the bacon in the mail.

 

[ShadowSpear]

The polls are up!

 

[policemedic]

All right, you smarmy bastards and black-flag flying bitches.....get out there and vote (for me!).

Don’t vote for the other candidates; they suck. Of course, I speak of their total and complete moral, intellectual and physical inability to properly lord it over you, I mean, impartially moderate. Except for @DasBoot, in his case I speak literally. He’s a cock-gobbler from way back.

Don’t suffer from voter’s regret; it’s worse than the way you felt after that trip to the donkey bar in Tajikistan with you-know-who’s mom.

#teamdonut #votepolicemedic #mycampaignmanagerknowswhatyoudrive

 

[policemedic]

ShadowSpear with me as a mod...

 

[digrar]

Vote early and vote often.

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Blizzard]

Haven't voted yet (I'm still for sale) but looks like @DasBoot is in a tight race for the coveted 4th mod spot. Bet he wishes he wasn't talking shit about Gal Gadot's ass now.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Yeah that's right, my Canuckistanian friend from the North is kicking y'alls butts!

VOTE BACON!!!

 

[DC]

 

[RackMaster]

 

[BloodStripe]

HTF you bitches be votin' fo hoes who didn't even participate in the mod election campaign thread? No wonder people like Hillary Clinton get elected, blind sheep are given voting rights.

 

[Marauder06]

WTF how am I losing to a Canuckistanian?? We need to MAGA up in this bitch.