The 2018 Moderator Election Smack Talking Thread

[digrar]

WTF how am I losing to a Canuckistanian?? We need to MMGA up in this bitch.


* Make Micronesia Great Again

Are you even considered American living out in the Islands?

 

[DC]

 

[Marauder06]

 

[racing_kitty]

Just remember, a vote for @policemedic means the Irish car bomb you get will actually come in a pint glass.

#teamdonuthole #allentownvotedwrong #irishwhiskeywins
#ThinkofPMWhenYouStartYourCar

 

[BloodStripe]

#makessgruntagain #breakthetie

 

[Deleted member 2517]

I would probably be winning if the current admins didn’t have hundreds of banned and deleted users “voting” for them....

 

[Box]

When do we start filling complaints of collusion and campaign finance violations?

 

[Gunz]

Sgt Preston of the Yukon: "I voted for @RackMaster and so did my faithful companion, Yukon King...and we don't even know what a computer is."

Yukon King: "BARK!"

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

Before I vote I want to know why my anti-virus is telling me this is a suspicious site credentialed by Putininya LLC. in Russia...?

 

[BloodStripe]

Enjoying my victory today by golfing and smoking multiple cigars. I got more votes than @Marauder06 thought I would. It was a good election cycle.

 

[AWP]

So the polls open for a WEEK and you "people" go silent like Helen Keller in a sensory deprivation chamber? Not one of you deserves a spot on the roster.

Cowards. Our members deserve better.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

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Cowards. Our members deserve better

Again the admin overlords show how they really see us:

 

[AWP]

Again the admin overlords show how they really see us:

Know your fucking place. SHU program, 23 hour lockdown. I'm winning, I'm always winning. King King's a bitch.

 

[RackMaster]

It's ok to surrender early.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I would probably be winning if the current admins didn’t have hundreds of banned and deleted users “voting” for them....

 

[Devildoc]

So the polls open for a WEEK and you "people" go silent like Helen Keller in a sensory deprivation chamber? Not one of you deserves a spot on the roster.

Cowards. Our members deserve better.

This is what I am sensing:

 

[Gunz]

Here...have some fucking bombs.

 

[DC]

 

[x SF med]

I have other things on my mind lately, and today is not a day that makes me happy. Luckily, I'm off work so I am able to pack and think about lost friends.

What happens with the election, stays with the election, I stay a mod, or I'm back in gen pop as a green tag... either way I'll do what I can to keep the site true to it's roots as a place for mentoring, cameraderie and asshattery.

 

[BloodStripe]

I have other things on my mind lately, and today is not a day that makes me happy. Luckily, I'm off work so I am able to pack and think about lost friends.

What happens with the election, stays with the election, I stay a mod, or I'm back in gen pop as a green tag... either way I'll do what I can to keep the site true to it's roots as a place for mentoring, cameraderie and asshattery.

Sooooo I can still grab you by the pussy then? Yes!!