The Israeli entomologist's song

[Serenity]

Perhaps not individually, but imagine hordes of hermaphrodite humanoid moths so confused as to which restroom to use, they crap all over North Carolina and Virginia, creating a Hepatitis epidemic and closing in on Washington DC. The President heroically lures them away from urban areas, a pied-piper of sorts as they are oddly attracted to his hair, and calls a nuclear strike on his position. Because he saw some dude do that in a movie.
He somehow survives, with superpowers of inexplicable financial regeneration and his fingers morphed into 3.5 inches of pussy grabbing tentacles, trying to somehow live his life according to the Talmud.

Ummm... I wasn't going for kinky, political gore, but I think you're onto something Frank. You should consider making your idea into a movie, maybe tone down the politics. I can imagine it already:

(All names have been changed to avoid identification and being banned for the mistaken perception of making fun of anyone...)

Prank.s: Where are all the naked people?!

(Silence)

Prank.s: Wake up BBQ! I need your advice! This is urgent!

BBQ: (Lying on the ground but jolts awake from his absinthe-induced coma) What?! Where's the fire?! Where's Godzilla?!

Prank.s: Awesome idea, Godzilla on fire. You're a genius. But I was asking why I can't see any naked people.

BBQ: (Looks over at Prank.s' laptop screen) You're on the SS, mate...

Prank.s: Oh, yes. Too many tabs and neverending pop-ups. I think I've got a virus...

Okiedokie: (Rushes in waving some papers) Great news, men! I've finished the script, we can start filming!!

BBQ: (Sleeping)

Prank.s: Superb! Did you write in the evil horde of humanoid moths spreading Hepatitis until they're nuked into extinction?

Okiedokie: Uh...Actually, it's just about funny horse business. I got inspired you see, I saw them--

Prank.s: Are you mad? Bestiality is illegal!

Okiedokie: There're no people in it...

Prank.s: I need people, lots of scared people, many naked and some hermaphroditic -- for diversity! This is an epic movie about humans vs humanoids. It's about the burdens of humanity regardless of gender, religion, politics, race, species or hairstyle! This is not a documentary about your farm animals!

Okiedokie: I'm a serious writer, I write serious shit. Not moths shitting all over the place! (Marches off)

Prank.s: (Watches the pages blanket the sleeping BBQ and contemplates deeply...) I see I will have to write this myself. It's the only to way stay true to my vision! (Turns back to laptop)

Computer screen:
[Your computer has been locked. Pay us $1,000,0000 or your files will be erased in 72 hours!]
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Serenity: Back in hiding!

 

[Frank S.]